Sorry for the wait, I can finally form a coherent thought so here we go.
Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. Even after the previous events the town seemed relaxed, confident that they had gotten their man in Lehesu. Everyone went about their daily business. Well, everyone alive.
One person who did not, however, was Zalmoxis. He was concerned about Bar Kochba, who had not said a peep since this whole ordeal began. Zalmoxis was worried that the entire killing thing was really getting to Bar.
As Zalmoxis made his way to Bar Kochba's house, he thought more about the lack of speaking. Perhaps the killings weren't getting to him at all. Perhaps... he was causing the killings! Zalmoxis instantly realized that this was probably the real reason. Luckily he had his gun with him.
Pretty soon there were shots fired... at Bar Kochba's house! Zalmoxis thought to himself, "Bar probably lured his next victim over to his house and pulled the trigger! I'll get him this time!"
As he entered the house, however, Zalmoxis realized just how mistaken he was. Bar Kochba was lying spread-eagled, face down, with several holes in his shirt. Needless to say he wasn't admiring the floor. This made Zalmoxis suddenly tense. Maybe the real killer was still around! He instantly got into a James Bond position and began to search the house.
While opening a closet door, Zalmoxis missed the noise of the front door opening, which was perfectly timed with the opening of the closet door. Whether this was timed or just an extremely (un)lucky coincidence, Zalmoxis never knew. He was totally unaware of how his back was wide open, which the killer took advantage of. Zalmoxis had absolutely no idea of what was going on before he took a bullet to the head and fell spread-eagled, face down in the closet. He wasn't admiring the floor either.
Sometime later, everyone was back in the town center with an increasingly agitated Chief of Police Beirut speaking. After the death of Tiberius, nobody was going near anyone.
"Gentlemen," he began, "we've lost two more today in Bar Kochba and Zalmoxis, who were both found dead in Bar Kochba's home. It has become clear to me that the electric chair has not been doing its job; thus, I have a new means of execution.
"In order to ensure that the mafia will not kill any more people, we will place the person with the most votes in a room. The room will have one chair in it and a gun with on bullet."
"That doesn't sound too bad," one villager stated.
"Oh, I forgot," said Beirut. "The Crazy Frog song will be playing really loudly, 24/7 in the room. Any sane person will crack eventually. We will now begin the voting."
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Again, sorry for the delay. I'm all better now, so get naming!
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