I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

[Mikeus Caesar]

No, i'm not trying to be rude, this is just a small game. It's to do with this funny little thing. Just look at the first category, and find the letter of your first name and read what it says next to it. Eg, "E: I rubbed". Then go to the second category and find the number of the day you were born. Eg, "10: An ugly fat kid". Now move on the the third category and take the first letter of your last name. Eg, "N: Because I was horny". Now put them together and what do you get? "I rubbed an ugly fat kid because I was horny"!
Your go!
(Oh, and mine is the name of the thread. Cool, huh?)
Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I touched
H: I shouted
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I seduced
Y: I winked at
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A sofa
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A toilet
14: My dad
15: A pair of sexy underwear
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My willy
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: To see into the future
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

Oh, and I kind of stole this from another forum...

[Lorenzo_H]

I gobbed on a pikey for a hob nob? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[ShadesPanther]

I set light to A cheeseburger For a pet monkey

meh, ok I suppose


Pity I couldn't of been born a day earlier though

[Lemur]

I bit a paintbrush for fun.

Not that far off the mark, really.

[Monk]

I moved Tony Blair and hated it.

...

[Dutch_guy]

I chucked up on A fish For fun ( I usually do it for money )

[Dooz]

I shouted (at) the Queen and hated it.

...not true...

[Scurvy]

I licked a flute to win x-factor...

[naut]

I bit my dad for a pet monkey ...

Okay

[Conqueror]

I looked at A fit model For a hob nob.

Could be worse I guess.

[Bar Kochba]

i licked tony blair all for pleasure

WHY ME!!!!

[Ianofsmeg16]

i licked tony blair all for pleasure

WHY ME!!!!

That there is the official worst luck ever

I stopped An Ugly Fat Kid For a pet monkey

[AntiochusIII]

i licked tony blair all for pleasure

WHY ME!!!!

[Kääpäkorven Konsuli]

I tickled The queen Because I was horny.

Is there any other reasons to tickle women?

[Craterus]

I touched a pikey and hated it.

Fairly accurate...

[edyzmedieval]

This thread rules....

[KnightOfTheImperialDragon]

I tickled my willy because I'm loved. Actually, I tickle my willy even when I'm not.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

I Photographed A wig For fun
Not the most fun I’ve had but ha

[Ice]

I munched a male stripper and hated it.

Atleast I hated it...

[edyzmedieval]

I sucked A Flute to Pass time?

[Drisos]

I moved Tony Blair to win X-fire?

[Upxl]

I moved an old man because my pet hamster was dying.

Fun game