No, i'm not trying to be rude, this is just a small game. It's to do with this funny little thing. Just look at the first category, and find the letter of your first name and read what it says next to it. Eg, "E: I rubbed". Then go to the second category and find the number of the day you were born. Eg, "10: An ugly fat kid". Now move on the the third category and take the first letter of your last name. Eg, "N: Because I was horny". Now put them together and what do you get? "I rubbed an ugly fat kid because I was horny"!
Your go!
(Oh, and mine is the name of the thread. Cool, huh?)
Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I touched
H: I shouted
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I seduced
Y: I winked at
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A sofa
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A toilet
14: My dad
15: A pair of sexy underwear
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My willy
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: To see into the future
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

Oh, and I kind of stole this from another forum...