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  1. 06-06-2006, 19:51 #1
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I set light to A cheeseburger For a pet monkey

    meh, ok I suppose


    Pity I couldn't of been born a day earlier though
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I bit a paintbrush for fun.

    Not that far off the mark, really.
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I moved Tony Blair and hated it.

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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I chucked up on A fish For fun ( I usually do it for money )



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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I shouted (at) the Queen and hated it.

    ...not true...
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I licked a flute to win x-factor...
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I looked at a horse to win X-factor.

    Didn't turn out to be all too funny, am afraid. Probably because I refuse to group hug...?

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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I turned on my dad to see into the future? Did I? Can't recall.
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I moved an old man for fun... ???
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I bit a bogey for a free cuddly toy

    Please send 1 bogey an 8 millimeter cassette and a free cuddly toy with a stamped return envelope and you'll get in the mail a video of me chomping down on 1 of your bogey's
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    Default Re: I tickled my willy to win a Ferrari.

    I moved a schooltie to see into the future
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