Seen 'em. Don't like 'em.

After we finished our morning job yesterday, we parked at a gas station and bought some drinks. While there, we noticed that the really, really well built girl unloading the delivery truck at the store next door had on loose khaki pants and red thong underwear, which we saw in great detail every time she turned around and loaded a box into the service entrance. It was better than TV. We didn't move for fifteen minutes.

No arschgeweih could compare to that, and would actually have detracted from the scene.