Philosophical Question

[Lehesu]

If a band of pirates got into a fight with a clan of ninjas, who would win?

[naut]

Hmm, the pirates?

[Zalmoxis]

Pshh, ninjas are the bomb.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Chuck Norris

[naut]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can go suck a fat one.

[Lehesu]

Chuck Norris never was, and will never be, the correct answer for any philosophical question now or anytime in the future.

[Pindar]

Actually, the correct answer is Jack Bower.

[Lehesu]

Neither Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris are pirates or ninjas. The discussion of their respective awesomeness is beyond the scope of this philosophical question and thread.

[Big_John]

Actually, the correct answer is Jack Bower.

this jack bower?

naahh.. that little nerd would get jokestored by jack bauer, diurnally. not to mention ninjas, pirates, and norrises.

[doc_bean]

Maybe Jack Bower is a ninja pirate disguised as a college professor ?

Neglecting Jack bower, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris like effects, I think the pirates would win.

[Pindar]

this jack bower?

naahh.. that little nerd would get jokestored by jack bauer, diurnally. not to mention ninjas, pirates, and norrises.

They're actually one and the same. Bower was Bauer's alias while hiding from the Chinese for a year and a half. You'll note the rather clear similarities once the two pictures are posed next to each other.


Note: I've seen Bauer fighting in black with a face cover so maybe he fits under the ninja category.

[Kagemusha]

I would say Canada.

[naut]

Aeroplane Pirates rule!!!

[Dooz]

Beirut and his Axe of Doom.

[English assassin]

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

[ZombieFriedNuts]

who is Chuck Norris

[English assassin]

The point of this post? Pirates are cooler than ninjas, but Jack Bauer is cooler than Pirates, yet Jack Bauer = Ninja? Now that, my friends, is a philosophical quandry for the ages

Jack Bauer is NOT cooler than pirates. I refer you to his haircut. Never mind pirates, my postman has a cooler haircut than that. And has Jack Bauer ever climbed rigging with a cutlass in his teeth? I think not. And finally, Bauer is some sort of cop-spy thing isn't he, which makes him a civil servant. Whereas pirates are pirates.

Pirates pwn Bauer.

[Kääpäkorven Konsuli]

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

But can ninjas be loved?

[Moros]

Who says one of them will win?

[LeftEyeNine]

Agreed. Do one of them has to win? If this is a philosophical question then "winning" is subject to suspection as well as the outcome of the event between the sides.

[Fragony]

Unlike ninja's pirates still exist, should be obvious.

[Sjakihata]

I have a priori synthetic knowledge that the ninjas would win such a fight!

[Mithrandir]

Depends on their weaponry

[Lemur]

This whole conversation would be different if we were discussing space ninjas and space pirates.

[Mithrandir]

Yes, or if you would've asked "why are bananas curved?",then this conversation would be different too

[Lemur]

Yes, or if you would've asked "why are bananas curved?",then this conversation would be different too

And why do bananas fit in my hand so nicely?

(I love that video. Hilarious stuff.)

[Mithrandir]

I have no idea what you're talking about and I most likely don't want to know...

[Reenk Roink]

Kenny Rogers

[Mithrandir]

Now that you've edited in the video&I watched it...I'm glad I did that

[Fragony]

Was that guy being serious