Philosophical Question

**Pindar** · 06-09-2006, 08:06

Actually, the correct answer is Jack Bower.

**Lehesu** · 06-09-2006, 08:17

Neither Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris are pirates or ninjas. The discussion of their respective awesomeness is beyond the scope of this philosophical question and thread.

**Big_John** · 06-09-2006, 08:17

Originally Posted by Pindar

Actually, the correct answer is Jack Bower.

this jack bower?

naahh.. that little nerd would get jokestored by jack bauer, diurnally. not to mention ninjas, pirates, and norrises.

**doc_bean** · 06-09-2006, 08:41

Maybe Jack Bower is a ninja pirate disguised as a college professor ?

Neglecting Jack bower, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris like effects, I think the pirates would win.

**Pindar** · 06-09-2006, 08:45

Originally Posted by Big_John

this jack bower?

naahh.. that little nerd would get jokestored by jack bauer, diurnally. not to mention ninjas, pirates, and norrises.

They're actually one and the same. Bower was Bauer's alias while hiding from the Chinese for a year and a half. You'll note the rather clear similarities once the two pictures are posed next to each other.

Note: I've seen Bauer fighting in black with a face cover so maybe he fits under the ninja category.

**Kagemusha** · 06-09-2006, 08:59

I would say Canada.

**naut** · 06-09-2006, 09:25

Aeroplane Pirates rule!!!

**Dooz** · 06-09-2006, 09:34

Beirut and his Axe of Doom.

**English assassin** · 06-09-2006, 10:56

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.