Philosophical Question

**Pindar** · 06-09-2006, 08:45

Originally Posted by Big_John

this jack bower?

naahh.. that little nerd would get jokestored by jack bauer, diurnally. not to mention ninjas, pirates, and norrises.

They're actually one and the same. Bower was Bauer's alias while hiding from the Chinese for a year and a half. You'll note the rather clear similarities once the two pictures are posed next to each other.

Note: I've seen Bauer fighting in black with a face cover so maybe he fits under the ninja category.

**Kagemusha** · 06-09-2006, 08:59

I would say Canada.

**naut** · 06-09-2006, 09:25

Aeroplane Pirates rule!!!

**Dooz** · 06-09-2006, 09:34

Beirut and his Axe of Doom.

**English assassin** · 06-09-2006, 10:56

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

**ZombieFriedNuts** · 06-09-2006, 12:23

who is Chuck Norris

**English assassin** · 06-09-2006, 13:43

The point of this post? Pirates are cooler than ninjas, but Jack Bauer is cooler than Pirates, yet Jack Bauer = Ninja? Now that, my friends, is a philosophical quandry for the ages

Jack Bauer is NOT cooler than pirates. I refer you to his haircut. Never mind pirates, my postman has a cooler haircut than that. And has Jack Bauer ever climbed rigging with a cutlass in his teeth? I think not. And finally, Bauer is some sort of cop-spy thing isn't he, which makes him a civil servant. Whereas pirates are pirates.

Pirates pwn Bauer.

**Kääpäkorven Konsuli** · 06-09-2006, 13:47

Originally Posted by English assassin

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

But can ninjas be loved?