Philosophical Question

**English assassin** · 06-09-2006, 10:56

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

**ZombieFriedNuts** · 06-09-2006, 12:23

who is Chuck Norris

**English assassin** · 06-09-2006, 13:43

The point of this post? Pirates are cooler than ninjas, but Jack Bauer is cooler than Pirates, yet Jack Bauer = Ninja? Now that, my friends, is a philosophical quandry for the ages

Jack Bauer is NOT cooler than pirates. I refer you to his haircut. Never mind pirates, my postman has a cooler haircut than that. And has Jack Bauer ever climbed rigging with a cutlass in his teeth? I think not. And finally, Bauer is some sort of cop-spy thing isn't he, which makes him a civil servant. Whereas pirates are pirates.

Pirates pwn Bauer.

**Kääpäkorven Konsuli** · 06-09-2006, 13:47

Originally Posted by English assassin

Unfortunately, the ninjas would win. The pirates would only stand a chance if they pulled some stunt qwith canons hidden behind packing cases.

However, if the question is, a group of ninjas and a group of pirates are in a bar, who gets the girls? then its the pirates every time. The ninjas would all huddle in a corner bitching to each other about who does the best onhi-momi-gomi like the big nerds they are.

That's why its better to be a pirate. Fighting is OK but girls are better.

But can ninjas be loved?

**Moros** · 06-09-2006, 14:13

Who says one of them will win?

**LeftEyeNine** · 06-09-2006, 14:47

Agreed. Do one of them has to win? If this is a philosophical question then "winning" is subject to suspection as well as the outcome of the event between the sides.