King William the V

[Taffy_is_a_Taff]

Sorry Mate he conned his first wife, just so that she bagat him some sons. He used her. All the time he was longing to be Camillas tampon....and you think this idiot is King material?

I'd guess he's earned his red wings of honour many times over, he's got a taste for it.

Could be worse, he could want to be...... eh, it's just ceremonial really though isn't it? (God, that reads like John Prescott)

I almost wish he were his dad, at least when Phillip comes out with "interesting stuff" it tends to be controversial (and therefore gets people all worked up) rather than just weird.

I do appreciate his concern with rural matters though, maybe he could be king of the farmers or something.

Edit: but who doesn't love a strange non-malevolent monarch?

Edit2: if this makes no sense then I blame the rum.