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    What are your views on Chavs. Are they soley a phenomenom that occurs in the UK or are they world wide. Are they an invention of the media to put blame on their dissapointment of the youth? Are they good bad or anywhere in between? Have there always been Chavs? What defines a Chav? Please discuss.
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    They should bring back the death penalty just for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    They should bring back the death penalty just for them.
    Agreed, I'd give anything to be on the firing squad of the chavs who attacked my brother a year ago

    Some chavs can be harmless, some can even be alright people...you just get the majority who wear cheap-ass clothing and go round starting on others in their big groups, let me tell you. Get a chav alone and he's defenseless, trust me.
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    Get a chav alone and he's defenseless, trust me.
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    One of the main reasons people become a 'chav', is due to having either no male influence and only a mother so they have no discipline almost, or both og their parents were jsut lazy and put no discipline into the child at a young age.

    All 'chavs' need a good size 13 up the backside, and also this is a reason why national service should be brought back, to try and sort them out befoer good people have to pay taxes for them to leech off.
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    Funny how this seems to be a rather new phenomenon there... consider yourselves lucky, we've been infested with 'chavs' since I can remember...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithradates
    What are your views on Chavs. Are they soley a phenomenom that occurs in the UK or are they world wide.
    They solely occur in the UK and outwith Scotland. We use the proper name, that is, a "ned"...
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    What is a 'Chav' ?!
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    I thought this was the thread where the Chavs could get together and talk about our wrongdoings. Mu um um rum....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    I thought this was the thread where the Chavs could get together and talk about our wrongdoings. Mu um um rum....
    So..has anyone else ever gotten caught happy slapping some old granny ?

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    My Views on the subject would proably end in censure...



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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    So..has anyone else ever gotten caught happy slapping some old granny ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    They solely occur in the UK and outwith Scotland. We use the proper name, that is, a "ned"...
    No, they actually occur in other parts of Europe as well as the US where they're referred to as Trailer Trash, White Trash etc.

    In the UK they're known as Chavs, Charvas, Scallys, Bazzas, Kevs etc. To save further lengthy explanation refer to the Wikipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
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