hehe...that site is funny.

I liked this one.

Danniella Westbrook

Give a Chavster a whole bunch of cash and they'll piss it up the wall! Danniella was once a staple on Eastenders during the 90's and was a chavster earning a huge wedge of cash. So what did she do? Buy a house? Invest? Nope, she put a quarter of a million quids worth of coke up her nostrils until her septum rotted out! Desperately trying to pull herself together from the monster she once was, she has decided to get a surgeon to implant a couple of cantaloupe halves in her chest! Nice!!