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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    Default Re: The Chav Thread

    hehe...that site is funny.

    I liked this one.

    Danniella Westbrook

    Give a Chavster a whole bunch of cash and they'll piss it up the wall! Danniella was once a staple on Eastenders during the 90's and was a chavster earning a huge wedge of cash. So what did she do? Buy a house? Invest? Nope, she put a quarter of a million quids worth of coke up her nostrils until her septum rotted out! Desperately trying to pull herself together from the monster she once was, she has decided to get a surgeon to implant a couple of cantaloupe halves in her chest! Nice!!
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Default Re: The Chav Thread

    Michael Carroll gets my vote with that picture.

    He appears to think that gold plating himself is a sure-fire way of improving himself.

    To quote: "You can take the scum out of the slum, but you can't take the slum out of the scum." Very apposite. Money has absolutely nothing to do with this. Look at Prescott: not quite there, but in terms of a selfish, ignorant grasping waste of space the only reason he's not is that he was born before the modern stereotype was invented.

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    Default Re: The Chav Thread

    Even if a group of people might not present the cream of the crop of a society, calling them "scum", asking for a "firing squad" or for "eugenics" goes a tad too far.

    I am sure that there are forums out there where this kind of "discussion" is considered to be acceptable - this forum is not one of them.

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