You're Addicted To RTW When...

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

... when u take roasted pork and throw it at elephants intending them to run amok
... when you buy a dog and tell it to charge your sister
that happened too me but i got in trouble
... when u put an arrow in a firepit and shoot it at a tree

[Craterus]

... when you buy a dog and tell it to charge your sister

That reminds me.

I tried to make some cats act as a cavalry unit.

[Cowhead418]

When you walk down the hallways of your high school and evaluate each male you see as a potential soldier for your army...

[The Spartan (Returns)]

thank you for reviving this thread again! as a reward i send you the Evil CA thread! please post in it! (wow i didnt know its two years old!! somebody ressurected it again)