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    RTK9Imrahil Member Goalie's Avatar
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    When you have the cost of every Roman unit and the cost of each upgrade memorized and you spend half the time while not playing the game experimenting mentally what a good 15k or 12.5k army would be.


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    When walking through the countryside you eye up the landscape looking at possible ambush points...

    I always do this.
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    good to see this thread is here again.

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    Someone mention London and you say, Londinium, filthy barbarians.
    You are a master of geography around the Mediteranean Sea, so long as the country in question has been around since the time of Rome.
    When answering the question: what country is on the east coast of the Black Sea, you answer Armenia. Someone corrects you and says sorry, Azerbajain. You then have a fit and yell "****** EMERGENT FACTIONS!".

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    Last edited by Beirut; 08-08-2006 at 03:38.

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    you say Crate instead of Crete.
    you say Creasshhhhhhhhinas instead of Creteans.

    Quote Originally Posted by IrishAremenian
    When answering the question: what country is on the east coast of the Black Sea, you answer Armenia. Someone corrects you and says sorry, Azerbajain. You then have a fit and yell "****** EMERGENT FACTIONS!".
    that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    When at dinner you suddenly attack one of your family members and annex his/her meal.


    again at dinner; you are willing the pas the salt for 500 dinarii and right of passage.
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    when you stal your neighbors cat and try to sell it back to them for 5000 denarii, map information, and a key to their house (military access)
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    Sorry for the necromancy but:

    When you wrap your cats in tin foil because this gives them 18 armor, a powerful charge, and an AP mace.

    When you look at the calendar and suddenly realize that it is post-marian reforms. You quickly wrap yourself in tin foil and refer to yourself as an ARMORED general.

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    When you destroy other boats, because you think they are going to invade you.
    When you think Praetorians are more cooler than ninjas




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    When you crouch down next to hiking path in the woods, and ambush the "enemy" hikers with your "gladus" (mine was made on tinfoil and cardboard)
    When you try to bribe your math teacher to join your faction (She thought it was funny...)
    When you try to get your dog to spy on your cat (didnt work...stupid dog)
    When you go to the mall, and announce: This land is Roman! (They kicked me out for the day)
    When your with your girlfriend, and you touch her while yelling "this land is roman" (she looked at me kinda funny)
    When you try to persuade your friend to buy your "map information" (crudely drawn map of my house) for 5 dollars (he didnt buy it...)
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