You're Addicted To RTW When...

[Kekvit Irae]

...you try and convince your parents to "make more heirs", because you are an only child.
...you try and convince your wife or husband to "make more heirs", just because.
...you protest the building of a local bar because you do not want another drunken uncle following you around everywhere.

[The Spartan (Returns)]

in school you have a list of factions (student names) and your standing with them.
if you beat up a kid you now take a note and write, "established a protectorate with the (name)."
if you make a friend you write down,"made an alliance with (name)
if you stopped fighting with a friend you write down,"established a ceasefire with (name)
if you fight a kid you write down, "war declared against (name)
and so on, and so on.

[Caius]

...When you want to control all
...When you say to your fathers be only child, so you can be the heir of the family
...When you doesnt trust of your friends, you think they are going to betray you
...you have a iron door
...you buy oil for defences
...when you are going to run say CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...you join the org
keep coming...

[Orb]

You invade Asia minor with a pointéd stick and two buddies because the AI isn't good enough to stop you. :D

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

...when you want to leave your partner you say:
It is time for us both to find our own paths to greatness

[Motep]

When you sit in front the computer untill you can no longer feel your ass....making negotians with the Egyptians of couse

[Motep]

When you invade your neighbor for behaving "greek"
You try to get people in your neighborhood to form a testudo with cardboard shields
You dream of taking the last Selucid city
when you put scythes on your bycicle tires
when you add your name to the list on the game, and make yourself a character (know from experience)
when yu spend $75 to get the vidio card to play it...
when you mod the game...
more to come...eventualy...