How Do You Like Your Zombies?

[English assassin]

I quite like fast zombies, although they need to be dead, and probably coming back to life because Hell is full. (Sheesh, you'd think Satan was a better planner wouldn't you? Its not as if he doesn't know about mankinds propensity for sin. Couldn't he get an extension put on?) 28 days later was a good film but people with viruses aren't real zombies IMHO. that's more a werewolf sort of schtick

I draw the line at any form of tool use though. Possibly Zombies can remember how to turn a door handle (because they wouldn't be that scary if you could just shut the door on them) but NO MORE. And all forms of weapons are RIGHT OUT.

Oh yes, and fast or slow obviously they have to keep going until you destroy the brain, I think we can all agree on that?

Oh, and I loved this:

It is entirely unrealistic if zombies are fast in movies