Now, for a late-night exercise in the art of internet post-study, we shall together examine this first post, shall we?
And bear with the sarcasm, please.
A most unsuspecting of beginnings. We see here the scene far too common in the history of humanity.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
And he proposes his thesis. Of course, we are left to wonder what does he mean, exactly, by "Constitutional Conservative?" Is he talking about adhering to the interpretation of the day, the oldest interpretation (how, exactly, would anyone know that?), the interpretation of his preference, and hence the right one, or the interpretation as strict as possible to the words written, of course having a hard time at every vague point? We may never know.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
First claim: the Democrats have a policy of serving everyone and anyone. Of course, it does not recognize the fact that poor President Johnson signed away the racist South with his Civil Rights bill, which sadly did not serve everyone, really, those poor segregationists.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Second claim: they like to say Republicans are evil. Indeed they are. Like all of those who wants power over others. Of course, we understand his point here and we're just playing around.
Third claim: they like to think they are more socially permissive than the Christian GOP. Of course, their propaganda does say that, except for the Christian part. They're not foolish enough to touch the sensitive religious button.
Fourth claim, Americans, told here in a singular-plural perspective (ahem, generalized), hates socialists, which is of course a bad word, and ties it with expanded government power. Because only those who sit at the Left of one old French council was responsible for an Orwellian state.
Fifth claim, that modern conservatism how adds compassion into it. Nice. Though we must wonder why this particular poster choose to take up a banner of the 2000 election event which he apparently hates, and really means nothing.
He provides the Republican party with some "core principles" they must uphold. Poor man, he forgot the Party is an evolving entity whose birth involves an issue long past (slavery) and through its evolvements become an institution with the sole intention of serving itself. Its own power, how Machiavellian, is its raison d'etre. Just like its supposed very opposite. The ends are the same=power. The differing means? Whore a different group.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Prelude: they don't have principles, as far as we are concerned.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
The points: of NCLB, the poster seem concerned that the Federal power is expanding beyond the proclaimed "principles." Of course, we must remember that Eisenhower's only true support for the Civil Rights (that damn hippy rally) cause was forced by an entirely different interest, the Federal authority over the local. And Eicke was a member of the Republican Party. Of NSA, we must agree. Of the glorious "omg fags" Amendment, he seemed sadly more concerned over the federal exerting its power over the local than the fact that individuals are being denied ability to act in non-harmful behaviors, but we shall reserve our judgement on that. On immigration, he proposes a case that does not really ties into the issue, though his concern is based on the presumably "wrong solution" being given. It is entirely another topic. On pork barrel, well, power as an end, they are using all possible means in this best of all possible worlds. On the oil industry, he expresses a sentiment of national pride combined with a yearning for independence. Good for him.
Conservative...what does he mean by saying that? Of course, he also claims that his nation is conservative, too, whatever that means, leaving about quite a large chunk of people out who do not believe themselves conservative, implying that they probably aren't of his group, his nation, whatever. But we shall assume it is unintentional. And disturbingly he seemed to identify himself with a particular political party as if it is, say, my [substituted]"Nation", "Country", "Family", "Group"[/substituted]. From what this one remembers the extreme loyalty to a group because of an ideology that group does not uphold is rather futile.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Of the frogs and their hated lords. We shall mourn with him, though admittedly he is being naive with "betrayal." Promises from those in power for those without power usually got "betrayed."Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Congratulations must be with him for a rant targeted at Republicans (The Right Side) to be more vicious against the Democrats (The Wrong Side) because they are evil and evil and evil and commie b. they are. And liberal too, damn them.Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
We are left to wonder what definition of liberal he is using, since the Party, like its righteous counterpart, does not uphold any particular ideology except when it serves their self-interested end: virtù, or power.
Ditto. Because his "side" betray him, he expresses a hatred of the "other side."Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
Once again, he proclaims himself a conservative, but fails to provide his definition of the term which, by its very nature, is very flexible and very regional. Alas, we are left to wonder and take upon the most available stereotype of his self-identified term. And we must congratulate his success in delivering the pathos: "my friends betray me, but I still hate my enemies, greatly, deeply, gravely!"Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
And, in his brilliant conclusion, he manages to repeat the thesis, the theme, and even adds into this little sentence a call for pride, patriotism, the greater National entity, the nostalgic picture of unity, Nation, and everything good ever professed in the propaganda for that cause, enhancing the echo of his lament, professing his loyalty, and confirm his righteousness, his ethos, to the audience. And that will serve as his warrant, for this poor reader finds no other.Originally Posted by Divinus
*applauds*
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