I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?
What To Do?
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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Married life is not so much different from single life. You simply cannot screw around anymore. I can't see how that would be okay right before the marriage though.
Congrats btw.
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IrishArmenian, love each other and be happy. Don't concern yourself with what you may lose - just think about what you will gain.
Congratulations to you and the soon-to-be Mrs. IrishArmenian.
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Remember that your (soon to be) wife is your bestest friend. You will find that the pluses will outweigh any minuses by a long chalk. Just relax and enjoy the ride. My advice would be this; be kind to each other and remember to give each other a hug every day. Apart from keeping your zipper up, out of love and respect, you will find that you can do pretty much what you can do now, except with a loving companion....oh and congrats to you both.
NB: anyone willing to pick up your underpants and socks and wash them, just has to love you.
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Have sex with your future wife as much as you can, now is your last chance!Originally Posted by IrishArmenian
I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?
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Have sex with your future wife as much as you can, now is your last chance!
Ha
Or you could just take a vow of celibacy right now, because sure as shoot she's going to in about a year.
Mind you, more time for flightsims...
Unto each good man a good dog
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Run !
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We have a growing number of ORGrooms lately. Congrats to you both, IrAr. You must be comfortable enough with what you'll be doing with and after the marriage since choosing a lifetime partner is not an instant decision. She must have convinced you about being your partner (vice versa), and this takes a long time for sure, therefore I don't think you'll have a hard time getting used to a life multiplied and divided by two.
w00t WooT !
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It also helps that she cooks great, but yes, it took years. And yes, it it great that she will do all that terrible cleaning, though I already put up with her "times".But yes, we set the date at 3 July. I was already told by my father that I better have gotten married to her, because, and I quote "It is miraculous that she even looks at you. It's like beauty and the ugly-as-hell beast." I think he was 1/4 joking.
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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And on that day we shall mourn thine passing.
Unto each good man a good dog
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Just enjoy that you have someone that loves you who you love in return..not all of us are that fortunate.
That and learn to live with sexual frustration because after 2 years, you're not getting anymore unless you did something special
Abandon all hope.
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Well let's see your wife, then I'll give you advice (which you may not want to take anywayI need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?)
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You understand that I cannot work a digital camera at all. Also, she'd get suspcicious if I said, I need you to post a photo of yourself on the internet so that some guy who thinks he is Alexander the Great can say if you look good.
"Half of your brain is that of a ten year old and the other half is that of a ten year old that chainsmokes and drinks his liver dead!" --Hagop Beegan
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I am Alexander the Great.
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Don't?I need some help. What do I do? I am getting married in about three weeks, so any suggestions of things I can do before I cannot do said deeds anymore? And yes, I am already getting incredibly intoxicated almost daily. Suggestions? Comments?Really, why not? Marriage realy ***** up my parents, so I really would not reccomend it to anyone. Hell, even my father wouldn't.
And BP... I thought you were like 16... how are you already married?!
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Last edited by Beirut; 06-13-2006 at 02:44.
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Could be speculation.Don't?
And BP... I thought you were like 16... how are you already married?!
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