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    Default Re: "obi wan has trained you well"

    What happens to M. Kenobi when the Big Black Dildo kills him, anyway? I mean, did he just decide not to exist anymore, or what? That series freaks me out so much.

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    That is a disturbing expression Zorba. Not bad, just disturbing.
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    Default Re: "obi wan has trained you well"

    He became a spirit that can pop out, kind of like an annoying stalking ghost. In the newest Episode, the last thing Yoda says to Kenobi is that his master has learned the secret immortality: that.
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    I never understood the fight between Kenobi and Vader. They fight and all of a sudden Kenobi decides to stop fighting. He doesn't even try to block Vaders attack he just stands there looking at Luke. IMO one of the worst fighting scenes ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    I never understood the fight between Kenobi and Vader. They fight and all of a sudden Kenobi decides to stop fighting. He doesn't even try to block Vaders attack he just stands there looking at Luke. IMO one of the worst fighting scenes ever.

    This is overlooking the main objection to the fight, that Alec Guinness fights like an old woman. In fact, that is grossly insulting to old women, my granny could have kicked his jedi ass, and still have had time to make a really nice steak and kidney pie.
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    turns out Obi-Wan and Yoda were training two Jedi...

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    nah, they had even more lined up
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    Default Re: "obi wan has trained you well"

    heheh, that's the kid who got internationally humiliated isn't it? quality.

    although it's probably done the rounds a fair bit by now, this is still pretty funny too.
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    Incidentally, I think Gregoshi's right, Vader was guessing that Luke must have been trained by Obi Wan over a longer period than was actually the case, and didn't know about Yoda at that time.
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