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    Default Re: "obi wan has trained you well"

    I never understood the fight between Kenobi and Vader. They fight and all of a sudden Kenobi decides to stop fighting. He doesn't even try to block Vaders attack he just stands there looking at Luke. IMO one of the worst fighting scenes ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peasant Phill
    I never understood the fight between Kenobi and Vader. They fight and all of a sudden Kenobi decides to stop fighting. He doesn't even try to block Vaders attack he just stands there looking at Luke. IMO one of the worst fighting scenes ever.

    This is overlooking the main objection to the fight, that Alec Guinness fights like an old woman. In fact, that is grossly insulting to old women, my granny could have kicked his jedi ass, and still have had time to make a really nice steak and kidney pie.
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    turns out Obi-Wan and Yoda were training two Jedi...

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    nah, they had even more lined up
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    heheh, that's the kid who got internationally humiliated isn't it? quality.

    although it's probably done the rounds a fair bit by now, this is still pretty funny too.
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    Incidentally, I think Gregoshi's right, Vader was guessing that Luke must have been trained by Obi Wan over a longer period than was actually the case, and didn't know about Yoda at that time.
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    Default Re: "obi wan has trained you well"

    Obi-Wan wanted to die so that Luke would go, otherwise Luke would run up and die as well and the rebellion is going to die because the Death Star wins and then the little kiddies cry, and no more sequel. Hence, Obi-Wan puts his life on the line.
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    If any of you have read the Harry Potter series, DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ THE BOOK
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    the same thing happens. Dumbledore sacrifices himself for no apparent reason. He was the most powerful wizard, i am sure he could have fought off a teenager and then escaped.


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