Conspiracy theories and other assorted craziness

**doc_bean** · 06-19-2006, 20:03

Some favourites:

-AIDS was made to kill homosexuals
-AIDS was made to kill black people
-space travel is fake (on a whole different level than a fake moon landing, imagine no satellites...)
-Evolution is a lie spread to undermine christianity
-the great Zionist Conspiracy
-the nazi were aided by aliens
-Elvis WAS an alien

**edyzmedieval** · 06-19-2006, 20:49

Wacky Races DO EXIST.

And this WACKY THREAD exists too.

**Marshal Murat** · 06-19-2006, 21:11

Pokemon Blue issues subliminal messages that promote the Jewish faith.
No really! Look on Wikipedia, and under banned games, it has Pokemon Blue, banned in Saudi Arabia.

**Ianofsmeg16** · 06-19-2006, 21:45

The Theories put forth By (more recently) The Da Vinci Code, that the church is the head of a worldwide conspiracy that hides the drew meaning of the holy Grail.

Just enough True History to make it believable by the average reader....Better Educated peopel on the other hand...

**Lemur** · 06-19-2006, 21:52

I've always had a soft spot for the conspiracy theory that the Teletubbies were teaching homosexual lifestyles to little children. Can't remember who put it forward, but it was a big deal for about a week.

Didn't someone also claim that SpongeBob was teaching Satan worship or something? As a parent, I don't see how other parents find the time to investigate all of these subliminal conspiracies ...

**Avicenna** · 06-19-2006, 21:52

Oh, also, this crazy theory about the Illuminati having 9 major families which are secretly controlling the world, being the cause of the world wars and other crazy ideas like that.

**Lemur** · 06-19-2006, 22:01

I want to join the Freemasons, just so that I can witness the conspiracy firsthand. Also, that way when the Illuminati and the Freemasons combine to take over from Z.O.G., I will be positioned to foist Maxwell as ruler of the Earth.

Everything comes back to making my son ruler of the world, really. You may laugh if you like. Oh, look, Lemur's making that silly joke again about his son ruling the Earth. Isn't that funny? Isn't it precious? Good thing he's kidding.

You keep telling yourself that.

**naut** · 06-20-2006, 08:24

Originally Posted by Lemur

I've always had a soft spot for the conspiracy theory that the Teletubbies were teaching homosexual lifestyles to little children. Can't remember who put it forward, but it was a big deal for about a week.

Ha,

, Well the two male teletubby's toys were a handbag IIRC? When do males have handbags?

**The Stranger** · 06-20-2006, 14:52

Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16

The Theories put forth By (more recently) The Da Vinci Code, that the church is the head of a worldwide conspiracy that hides the drew meaning of the holy Grail.

Just enough True History to make it believable by the average reader....Better Educated peopel on the other hand...

that theory has been there for ages, and i saw some documentories and other stuff bout it, and it sounds pretty good. though i dont really believe in it.

THE BIGGEST CONSPIRICY THEORY IS THAT ONE OF LIFE, or its a myth actually.

**Zalmoxis** · 06-21-2006, 05:13

Freemasons, nothing like that one.

**naut** · 06-21-2006, 07:31

Originally Posted by The Stranger

THE BIGGEST CONSPIRICY THEORY IS THAT ONE OF LIFE, or its a myth actually.

You mean the conspiracy of REAL life?

**The Stranger** · 06-21-2006, 11:17

Originally Posted by Rythmic

You mean the conspiracy of REAL life?

cant tell you, cuz maybe youre in the conspiricy against THE STRANER. yeah you guys looking right now. i know what you up to. just watch out. back to you R what is the password...you dont know eh