Conspiracy theories and other assorted craziness

[Avicenna]

Oh, also, this crazy theory about the Illuminati having 9 major families which are secretly controlling the world, being the cause of the world wars and other crazy ideas like that.

[Lemur]

I want to join the Freemasons, just so that I can witness the conspiracy firsthand. Also, that way when the Illuminati and the Freemasons combine to take over from Z.O.G., I will be positioned to foist Maxwell as ruler of the Earth.

Everything comes back to making my son ruler of the world, really. You may laugh if you like. Oh, look, Lemur's making that silly joke again about his son ruling the Earth. Isn't that funny? Isn't it precious? Good thing he's kidding.

You keep telling yourself that.

[naut]

I've always had a soft spot for the conspiracy theory that the Teletubbies were teaching homosexual lifestyles to little children. Can't remember who put it forward, but it was a big deal for about a week.

Ha, , Well the two male teletubby's toys were a handbag IIRC? When do males have handbags?