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    karoshi Senior Member solypsist's Avatar
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    Default In case you're wondering what butt implants look like...

    check it out for yourself.






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    Poor girl.
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    why ???
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    That's a crime.
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    It looks a little like an infection.
    Nasty ass.

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    Default Re: In case you're wondering what butt implants look like...

    does it hurt when you - oh, nevermind.
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    Default Re: In case you're wondering what butt implants look like...

    Thank you for sharing that.

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    Alas, this is what social trends do to people.
    When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball

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    I really hope that's photoshoped!
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    I really regret clicking on this thread. I ought to know better.

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    Huh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    Thank you for sharing that.
    You forgot to add the word NOT at the end of your sentence.



    And I was thinking that I needed new eyeglasses yesterday. If this is going to become a trend - I might think about having my eyes poked out with a red-hot poker.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    Default Re: In case you're wondering what butt implants look like...

    Please, dear Lord, tell me that was Photoshopped. Please tell me those are not real pictures. Please tell me nobody was stupid enough to do that to their body ...

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    Hmm, not nice

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    Funny how people mod their bodies.

    I think the aim was to have a more "African"* butt?
    Anyhow, it looks ridiculous, like she swallowed a ball and "isnt able to get rid of it".



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    How does it stick out more when the woman's standing up straight?

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    What I don't understand is why the people around her aren't lying on the floor, moaning with nausea and/or mirth.
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    Same here, BKS.

    This is... a crime. A crime to my eyes.
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    ...and against human nature

    Just like Michael Jackson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiberius
    How does it stick out more when the woman's standing up straight?

    When you bend down, the skin on your behind(and the implants of course) stretches and when you come up again, it has to go somewhere, op and down are no options, inside there are bones, so it will stick out.


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    So good. I'd seen other butt implants before, but this one is just plain silly.

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    This Thread was just Shouting...Screaming for Sir Mix-a-lot...

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...

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    Dammit, Soly. Next time post a BIG warning please! Graphic, gruesome, pornographic content I'm fine with, but this content...

    *breaks down*

    It's photoshopped, right? RIGHT?

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    O for the love of, what in the big blue hell, WHY
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    It looks like a babboon's arse. Like some weird reverse evolution creationism.

    UK researchers have proved that the big-bottomed female baboons which male baboons find most sexually attractive are also the most successful at reproducing.

    Leah Domb, of Harvard University, Massachusetts and Mark Pagel, of the University of Reading report the findings of their study of 22 wild female baboons living in a Tanzanian national park in this week's Nature.

    It has been known for some time that baboon and other primate females produce conspicuous swellings on their backsides around the time they're ovulating. Males seem to read these signs and fight more fiercely among one other for the chance to mate with these big-bottomed females.

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    Those aren't cheeks, those are LIES!!!
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    More butt implants:

    ***WARNING!!!! GRAPHIC!!! N.S.F.W.!!!!***

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    See! It CAN be a good thing for some people!
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    Quick, do me a favor by taking this red-hot iron spike and jabbing once in each eye, it's what Chuck Norris would do.
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