The Bomb-Kiss Tactic

[The Stranger]

All free men on the world UNITE. We must combine our forces to fight the evil users of the Bomb-Kiss Tactic, which are all females. It started as a small tool for abusive women that wanted to have fun over the souls of poor men, but now it has become a world wide plague. The Free Men Crusade (FRC), not to be confused with Fried Rotten Chicken, has tried to get this tactic banned international. But the few women in politics used the Bomb-Kiss Tactic to stop this process. Because there is no antidote for this horrid poison, the succeeded and now we went from bad to worse.

Every female has once used this tactic and almost every man has been a victim. The men in prison must be lucky now, because they're safe.
For those that don't know the name must atleast recoqnise the tactic.

Step 1: They make a very nasty remark, that really makes you depressed.
Step 2: They let the remark hammer in to you for about 10 seconds and after that they glance at you with a even nastier face.
Step 3: After another 10 seconds, in which you die from the inside, they give you a kiss or a hug, or do something else to show you they didn't mean it. But this should not be mistaken with upright apologies, because it is sarcasm and they don't mean it.

This will kill us if we dont find a counterattack, JOIN THE FREE MEN CRUSADE and fight this evil.

you can sign up in every pornstore or other pure male shops.

[Quid]

Stranger man, what did you smoke this morning? I am afraid I cannot empathise with you...

Quid

[naut]

Stranger man, what did you smoke this morning? I am afraid I cannot empathise with you...

Agreed, I must have been strong.

[doc_bean]

This will kill us if we dont find a counterattack,

squeeze their bottom during step 3

[naut]

squeeze their bottom during step 3

[Avicenna]

I have received only steps one and two before

[yesdachi]

Ah yes, sarcasm is a tool often used by the fairer sex to confuse and belittle us. Don’t worry thou it can be easily countered by spreading rumors about them, like I heard from a buddy that use to date her that she was born with two rectums. Or you could just call her fat (tubby or lunchbox would also work), which will probably secretly eat away at her for years and maybe even lead to an eating disorder, and then you can call her fat again pushing her right over the edge.

(sleeping with her sister, best friend or mom isnt a bad alternative either)

[Beirut]

Imagine the sound of a man slumping back in his chair in amused disbelief and chortling while slurping his Heineken.

That would be me.

My son... The Stranger. The pirana between my ears.

[Reverend Joe]

Soooooooo... lock or legitimate?

Anyway, I haven't really garnered this yet. Probably because, when they make a very nasty remark, I just say, "**** you!" or shoot them a hurt, angry look and leave. Kinda cuts it short.

I also tend to garner more pity than contempt from women.

[Oaty]

Too bad there isn't a female mod for the frontroom.

Use step 1 then step 2 and then close it and then apolagize and offer a group hug in the group hug thread and since only friendliness is allowed there it can all be forgotten about

[Papewaio]

Married guys guide to using the enemies tactics:

Step 0: You do something that will annoy them on purpose but you make it look innocent. You keep doing it until the intiate Step 1.

Step 5: Enjoy the makeup sex.

[Byzantine Prince]

Step 1.5: Say something sweet as a reply. Like "I love that about you", or "You are cute". They can't be mad and they can't but like you.

[IrishArmenian]

See, I defeat this, by as soon as she kisses/hugs, I "go in for the kill" and it ends up in sex. Just as Papewaio said, its good cause she feels like she needs to prove something. Sorry if I amoffending any women out there.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Here's what you do.

They go in for the hug/kiss, say "I'm gay, you insensitive ***** (rhymes with witch)." then storm out of the room crying like a baby. Make sure you know some dude that's openly gay that you can run to to pretend to be gay with, and make sure he's down with you just pretending. See the look on her face, then be like....

"ONLY JOKING ***** (rhymes with witch)!"

[AntiochusIII]

squeeze their bottom during step 3

Brilliant!

Or maybe if they aren't looking for that bad boy but the sensitive touchy-feely romantic person you can just go like, "wow, you're so cute when you're angry!" and kiss 'em in the mouth. Everything else is a historical inevitability.

Oldie but works always.

[Fragony]

How about a thai massage with happy ending?

[AntiochusIII]

How about a thai massage with happy ending?

Ah yes, girls do like them a lot, if you know what I mean. In fact, a simple massage might do, and then your hands got a little mischievous; and the rest, is history...

[The Stranger]

its all old and history. i think this belongs in the Monastery. MOVE IT

[Beirut]

its all old and history. i think this belongs in the Monastery. MOVE IT

"MOVE IT"?

Don't bark at me boy. I'll whomp you within an inch of your account's life.

If it's old and it's history it's


Closed!