We should all be polite and kind to Cronos. How many right-wing nuts do we have? Plenty. How many communists do we have? Okay, maybe one. Lots of Euro-socialists, though. And we get a creationist pretty much every other month.

But how many monarchists have we seen? They're rare, man. Our esteemed guest should be treated like an endangered species, complete with a habitat protection program.

Welcome, monarchist. We love you.

(Now if we could just get a flat-earther in here ...)