Quote Originally Posted by GoreBag
Nonsense. Men grow hair out of their faces and that's all there is to it.
If you say so.

However, the few friends I have who do cultivate face fungus spend far more time preening themselves than I do. I shave, simple. I don't even use a mirror, but my beardy mates wear their mirrors out with their constant trimming, plucking, cutting, combing, adjusting, etc. etc. Being a beardy (unless you go for the unwashed homeless look) is usually for the vain, and all that effort just to look like some 70s gay porn star.