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    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
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    Default Re: Please can I have my ball back?

    Glad to know we are not the only country where the police is completily useless. Soft on criminals but oh so firm on dissobedience.

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    I seem to remember that under law the man actually does have to give the ball back if asked, but still...arrested? The man should probably just have given the ball back, with a nice big bill for the cost of repairing the greenhouse.
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    or just put a knife in the ball before returnnig it, saying it was punctured by glass from the greenhouse. And then sue for the costs of repairing & ofcourse for emotional damage
    Abandon all hope.

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    The BBC suggest on a different page that you entitled to keep a ball in such circumstances until the repairs to the greenhouse are completed:

    You have to go about 3/4 of the way down the page

    I think the police are in a spot of bother here; compensation should pay for a new greenhouse, I predict.
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    Default Re: Please can I have my ball back?

    Quote Originally Posted by Duke of Gloucester
    The BBC suggest on a different page that you entitled to keep a ball in such circumstances until the repairs to the greenhouse are completed:

    You have to go about 3/4 of the way down the page

    I think the police are in a spot of bother here; compensation should pay for a new greenhouse, I predict.
    Thanks for the info. Unfortunately the article doesn't make clear whether the man has charged his neighbours for the damage yet or not. The only way he could be technically breaking the law is if they paid (or if he hasn't charged them for it) and he still refused to return the ball. Even so, four officers to arrest the man for theft is over the top.
    Last edited by Marcellus; 06-25-2006 at 14:31.
    "Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"

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    The police did not know how to respond due to the fact pasing the ball is a pastime that was thought to be in nonexistance. Further investigation shows the neighbors children did not have a console. This evidence has brought about an investigation of child neglect.
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    LoL
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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