The carrotmunching crowd demands the white kids head?
And gets it?
The carrotmunching crowd demands the white kids head?
And gets it?
The staunchly religious parents of the black child beat him for three weeks to within an inch of his life with serrated belts, take him to the local pastor for exorcism and then have him transported back to Nigeria where he is sold into service with the Lord's Resistance Army.
The white child's horrified parents would have told him how disappointed they have become, but this would obviously damage his psychological well-being so instead they pre-pay an insurance policy for life-long therapy when he comes of age, buy him some transgender/mixed race Action Person dolls (no guns but revision notes included) and go to shudder at a dinner party with some friends in Islington.
Am I close?![]()
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
In the U.S. the white child would be home-schooled and grow up to be a televangelist; and the black child would end up in prison for economic crimes against the state.
"Dee dee dee!" - Annoymous (the "differently challenged" and much funnier twin of Anonymous)
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