"The last bomb raid on Hamburg was so fierce there was still raining glass on the streets the next day!"
"Oh, that's nothing. The last raid on Berlin was such that Führer's pictures were raining on the streets the next week."
- wartime German jokes

"Have you heard ? The Fidzi Islands have now embraced Socialism."
"That cannot be, a disaster of that magnitude cannot befall such a small country..."
- Soviet jokes