Grumpy Old Men

[Aenlic]

I think that may even be offensive in Morse Code!

[Cowhead418]

I personally cannot stand extreme feminism. Because of these women who never cease to bitch, society has become feminized and as a result many of the men have been pussified. Ironically, afterwards the women then complain about the absense of the "real men" even though they are directly responsible for their diminishing numbers. Society has put women on a pedestal and many men are falling into this trap.

On a further note, I really hate those people that don't have a sense of humor and can't recognize blatant sarcasm (however, I am not being sarcastic in this post).

[Craterus]

but also don't complain about certain people/groups of people etc.

These so called "Emo bands" and "Emo" people themselves. These are the kinda guys (in case you didn't know) who wear all black, listen to bands like Hawthorn Heights and My Chemical Romance, pretend they have problems and insist on telling everyone about it. I'll admit, about 10% of them actually have problems, but the 90% that be "Emo" just for the sheer thrill of it annoy the living hell out of me! Get a freakin life and loose the goddamn make up! Most of them have rich parents, loads of friends and act emo cos they think it's cool. Wake up! you have a great life! stop acting like a complete **** and enjoy life!

See what they've done? theyve reduced a 16 year old to become a grumpy old man!

EDIT: Something like this http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6857&q=Emo+kid

Read the rules! Fool!

[doc_bean]

Read the rules! Fool!

You're emo aren't you ?

[Craterus]

Surprisingly not! I was just having a jibe at Ian

I hate emos too. If they've got something to whine about, sure, do it.

But most have such good lives and really have nothing to be sad about. Ungrateful little sods.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Surprisingly not! I was just having a jibe at Ian

He bullies me, but deep down inside he is actually in love with me

I hate emos too.

Most sense you've made ever

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN SIX YEARS!! The Mayan calendar isn't foretelling our demise in 2012.*





















*I hope.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I really dislike people who shout abuse out of car windows while travelling at speed. Ever heard of the doppler effect, you joker? Not only is what you just did the most pathetic way to have a go at someone you can imagine, I didn't hear a word you said.

Another peeve of mine is the way adverts are much louder than regular TV, so I have to turn the volume down if I'm watching a film on a channel with adverts every time a break comes up. I've taken to just Sky+ing films I want to see, and then starting to watch about twenty minutes after they start so I can skip the adverts.

Also-people who don't indicate at roundabouts. It's possibly the most important time to indicate accurately, other than changing lanes!

[Ianofsmeg16]

Another peeve of mine is the way adverts are much louder than regular TV, so I have to turn the volume down if I'm watching a film on a channel with adverts every time a break comes up. I've taken to just Sky+ing films I want to see, and then starting to watch about twenty minutes after they start so I can skip the adverts.

"Hi I'm Barry Scott and I'm gonna tell you about Cillit BANG!"
Does anyone know who Barry Scott actually is?

[Byzantine Prince]

OT: This is the best thread ever!
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More on topic, I really can't stand how the music channels have turned into stupid celebrity gossip news sites(sometimes literally reading web pages), and how they pick presenters who have no freaken idea about real music.

[Beirut]

I can't stand customers who get us to chip every last fallen branch on their property while we're trying to leave.

Job over. Chipper off and closed up. Tools in the back of the dumper. Talking to Mr. Shlobotnik about business and counting the cash. Lo and behold Mrs. Shlobotnik emerges from the woods with an armload of branches she collected and dumps them beside the chipper.

Open chipper, turn on, take tools out of dumper, chip branches, turn off chipper and close up, reload tools into dumper and go back to business with Mr. Shlobotnik. Count the cash.

Two minutes later Mrs. Shlobotnik emerges from the woods again with yet another armload of branches and dumps them beside the chipper. Grrrrr! Open chipper roughly and turn on engine, throw tools out of dumper, chip branches, close chipper up, throw tools back into dumper. Back to the cash counting with Mr. Shlobotnik.

Yet again, Mrs. Shlobotnik emerges with another ****** armload of branches and dumps them by the chipper. "Well, since you're still here... " Crash open chipper door, red line engine, launch tools out of truck, chip the stupid branches, close up chipper with great smashing sounds, rocket tools into the dumper, turn and face Mrs. Shlobotnik with a glaring expression certifying that if I have to turn that stupid machine on one more time it won't be branches that get thrown in.

Then she meekly peeps out, "That was the last one."

Grrrrrr!

[naut]

You should get paid extra for that

[discovery1]

Now that BKS has mentioned them, roundabouts I HATE ROUND ABOUTS!!!!

[naut]

Now that BKS has mentioned them, roundabouts I HATE ROUND ABOUTS!!!!

Oh, that reminds me. Why is the capital of Australia Canberra? I mean seriously its a dump, and there are round-abouts everywhere. Sydney should be capital

[GeneralHankerchief]

I really hate MAD Magazine's rapid degradation over the past year or so. It used to mercilessly make fun of whatever was current in society but now it's just a bunch of unfunny departments (Fundalini pages, Go Fetch, Strip Club, etc) with the occasional whack at whatever celebrity's doing something stupid. And even Spy vs. Spy isn't as good as it used to be.

And to all you lawn-mowing haters: There's nothing better then huffing gas fumes for a few hours, having your ears tuned only to the hum of the mower, having your fingers completely green after all the bagging done, and knowing the fact that you just did a bang-up job of covering up your client's newly-sawed-in-half fern. Nothing like it.

[Csargo]

Surprisingly not! I was just having a jibe at Ian

I hate emos too. If they've got something to whine about, sure, do it.

But most have such good lives and really have nothing to be sad about. Ungrateful little sods.

Emo kids scare me

[naut]

I really hate MAD Magazine's rapid degradation over the past year or so. It used to mercilessly make fun of whatever was current in society but now it's just a bunch of unfunny departments (Fundalini pages, Go Fetch, Strip Club, etc) with the occasional whack at whatever celebrity's doing something stupid. And even Spy vs. Spy isn't as good as it used to be.

And to all you lawn-mowing haters: There's nothing better then huffing gas fumes for a few hours, having your ears tuned only to the hum of the mower, having your fingers completely green after all the bagging done, and knowing the fact that you just did a bang-up job of covering up your client's newly-sawed-in-half fern. Nothing like it.

Agghh, Mad Magazine is pathetic!!! corny lame excuses of jokes!

Lawn mowing is good for two things:

1. Getting a tan

2. Picking up chicks, no seriously! I would know, it worked for me.

[Csargo]

Agghh, Mad Magazine is pathetic!!! corny lame excuses of jokes!

Lawn mowing is good for two things:

1. Getting a tan

2. Picking up chicks, no seriously! I would know, it worked for me.

I dont believe you.

[Csargo]

Emo kids scare me

Come to think old people scare me too.

[naut]

Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.

[discovery1]

Emo kids scare me

Why? They would never hit you, and even if they wanted too their clothes are too tight for that kind of movement.

Any one care to imagine an emo fight club?

'I have a hard time judging cuz I'm sensitive you know what I'm saying?'

[Csargo]

Why? They would never hit you, and even if they wanted too their clothes are too tight for that kind of movement.

Any one care to imagine an emo fight club?

'I have a hard time judging cuz I'm sensitive you know what I'm saying?'

What are you trying to say there disco?

[discovery1]

Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?

[Csargo]

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?

I would.

[naut]

You know what is really annoying!

When people say something but you don't quite catch what they said, and you ask politely for them to repeat it. But they get all upity and don't repeat what they said! That really bugs me, and the start rambling about how you should be listening etc. Well if you don't speak up how the duce am I gonna hear what you said!!!

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Like I said I'd leave it to your imagination.

[Csargo]

You know what I hate when you talk to people and they ignore you on purpose. That makes me mad.

[discovery1]

You know what I hate when you talk to people and they ignore you on purpose. That makes me mad.

That's not a bad idea. I'll remeber that the next time you enter the chat while I'm there.








So how witty was that?

Something else that bugs me: my wit seems to be vanishing.

[naut]

I don't like it when nobody is on the .ORG!

[spmetla]

Seeing as there's a topic of Emos, I didn't even know what an Emo was when I got back from Iraq. I had to have my buddies explain to me the difference of Goths and Emos. Has to be about the stupidest fad I've ever heard of. Especially because this is Hawaii, who in the right mind wears all black here?

[doc_bean]

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Something else that bugs me: my wit seems to be vanishing.

I actually laughed out loud with that one...