Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
I really hate MAD Magazine's rapid degradation over the past year or so. It used to mercilessly make fun of whatever was current in society but now it's just a bunch of unfunny departments (Fundalini pages, Go Fetch, Strip Club, etc) with the occasional whack at whatever celebrity's doing something stupid. And even Spy vs. Spy isn't as good as it used to be.

And to all you lawn-mowing haters: There's nothing better then huffing gas fumes for a few hours, having your ears tuned only to the hum of the mower, having your fingers completely green after all the bagging done, and knowing the fact that you just did a bang-up job of covering up your client's newly-sawed-in-half fern. Nothing like it.
Agghh, Mad Magazine is pathetic!!! corny lame excuses of jokes!

Lawn mowing is good for two things:

1. Getting a tan

2. Picking up chicks, no seriously! I would know, it worked for me.