Grumpy Old Men

**naut** · 06-30-2006, 03:34

Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

I really hate MAD Magazine's rapid degradation over the past year or so. It used to mercilessly make fun of whatever was current in society but now it's just a bunch of unfunny departments (Fundalini pages, Go Fetch, Strip Club, etc) with the occasional whack at whatever celebrity's doing something stupid. And even Spy vs. Spy isn't as good as it used to be.

And to all you lawn-mowing haters: There's nothing better then huffing gas fumes for a few hours, having your ears tuned only to the hum of the mower, having your fingers completely green after all the bagging done, and knowing the fact that you just did a bang-up job of covering up your client's newly-sawed-in-half fern. Nothing like it.

Agghh, Mad Magazine is pathetic!!! corny lame excuses of jokes!

Lawn mowing is good for two things:

1. Getting a tan

2. Picking up chicks, no seriously!

I would know, it worked for me.

**Csargo** · 06-30-2006, 03:35

Originally Posted by Rythmic

Agghh, Mad Magazine is pathetic!!! corny lame excuses of jokes!

Lawn mowing is good for two things:

1. Getting a tan

2. Picking up chicks, no seriously!

I would know, it worked for me.

I dont believe you.

**naut** · 06-30-2006, 03:39

Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.

**discovery1** · 06-30-2006, 03:42

Originally Posted by Rythmic

Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?

**Csargo** · 06-30-2006, 03:43

Originally Posted by discovery1

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?

I would.

**naut** · 06-30-2006, 03:49

You know what is really annoying!

When people say something but you don't quite catch what they said, and you ask politely for them to repeat it. But they get all upity and don't repeat what they said! That really bugs me, and the start rambling about how you should be listening etc. Well if you don't speak up how the duce am I gonna hear what you said!!!

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Like I said I'd leave it to your imagination.

**Csargo** · 06-30-2006, 03:52

You know what I hate when you talk to people and they ignore you on purpose. That makes me mad.

**doc_bean** · 06-30-2006, 08:40

Originally Posted by discovery1

She offered you money to mow her lawn?

Originally Posted by discovery1

Something else that bugs me: my wit seems to be vanishing.

I actually laughed out loud with that one...

**Patriarch of Constantinople** · 07-15-2006, 04:23

heres another thing i hate: goths

There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.

**Byzantine Prince** · 07-15-2006, 06:37

There's a healthy goth community in Athens. I know because there was alot of goth bands coming over and doing shows back in the day.

**Csargo** · 07-20-2006, 00:32

Originally Posted by Hannibal99

heres another thing i hate: goths

There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.

I think the ones with hair over one eye are emo kids.

**The Spartan (Returns)** · 07-20-2006, 00:47

Originally Posted by Hannibal99

heres another thing i hate: goths

There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.

agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this goth (whos a girl) in my school keeps writing that includes death! geez!!!!!!!!!!