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    Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

    Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

    Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Are you spamming? or asking a valid question?

    Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday, and the hot (to be cliche) 'girl next door' saw me. I'll leave the rest to your imagination

    Argh, I hate lolipop-men. You know crossing guards. Their always creepy and incredibly sus.
    She offered you money to mow her lawn?

    Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?


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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    She offered you money to mow her lawn?

    Speaking of which, why does my neighbor pay me ONLY in ones when I mow her lawn? FORTY DOLLARS in ones. It bugs the hell out of me. Does she think I spend it all on strippers?
    I would.
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    You know what is really annoying!

    When people say something but you don't quite catch what they said, and you ask politely for them to repeat it. But they get all upity and don't repeat what they said! That really bugs me, and the start rambling about how you should be listening etc. Well if you don't speak up how the duce am I gonna hear what you said!!!

    She offered you money to mow her lawn?
    Like I said I'd leave it to your imagination.
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    You know what I hate when you talk to people and they ignore you on purpose. That makes me mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    You know what I hate when you talk to people and they ignore you on purpose. That makes me mad.

    That's not a bad idea. I'll remeber that the next time you enter the chat while I'm there.








    So how witty was that?

    Something else that bugs me: my wit seems to be vanishing.


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    I don't like it when nobody is on the .ORG!
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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    She offered you money to mow her lawn?
    Quote Originally Posted by discovery1
    Something else that bugs me: my wit seems to be vanishing.
    I actually laughed out loud with that one...
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    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.

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    There's a healthy goth community in Athens. I know because there was alot of goth bands coming over and doing shows back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal99
    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.
    I think the ones with hair over one eye are emo kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal99
    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.
    agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this goth (whos a girl) in my school keeps writing that includes death! geez!!!!!!!!!!

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    Not to mention that emo's wear ridiculously tight pants.

    Seeing a suicidal guy with make-up, a stupid hair cut and tight pants. Its enough to make one puke.
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    I've got a good one: laws regarding marriage and divorce in the US. In marriage these days, a man essentially becomes a slave to his wife because she holds tremendous power over him. If he does something she doesn't like, she can divorce him. By doing this, she gets control of the kids, the house, half of the accessories, and half of the man's paycheck. He loses his kids, his house, and half of his earnings and is then forced to pay support for his ex-wife and the children for the rest of his life. This would be the same thing as a previous employer paying his fired employee his wage the rest of his life. Absolute BS, I tell you. There isn't a chance in hell I'm getting married (no offense to those that are).

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