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    Teenagers. Why do they bother listening to their music, it all sounds the bloody same and the clothes, jeez, they look like they got dressed in the dark....and what's with all that pseudo gangsta rubbish they spout. Then there's the type who tuck their trousers into their socks, what's all that about then? They should 'round them all up and put them in a camp somewhere until they are 21.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Teenagers. Why do they bother listening to their music, it all sounds the bloody same and the clothes, jeez, they look like they got dressed in the dark....and what's with all that pseudo gangsta rubbish they spout. Then there's the type who tuck their trousers into their socks, what's all that about then? They should 'round them all up and put them in a camp somewhere until they are 21.
    Teenager's arent all that bad, trust me I am one of the 'good ones'.

    And the type you were talking about, theyre chavs...annoying breed aint they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
    Teenager's arent all that bad, trust me I am one of the 'good ones'.
    aye. me too. the "good christian" kind.

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    I know the type you mean InsaneApache, but they aren't all like that, I should know I'm not one and none of my friends are. So could we just put all of those idiots on an island instead of all teens?
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    but i said female teens....

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    Another thing that really annoys me is teenagers trying to look good, by agreeing with me, then trying to justify being a teenager. Off to the camps, with the lot of you.

    Bring back National Service.

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Another thing that really annoys me is teenagers trying to look good, by agreeing with me, then trying to justify being a teenager. Off to the camps, with the lot of you.

    Bring back National Service.

    Hey! all i was saying is that not all teenagers are bad, ok i generalised in my rant against emo's. But that is ridiculous. Not all teenagers are thugs, you've just stereotyped a large percentage of the world's population as tone-deaf, fashion rejects. Please, get away from your computer and look at the world will you?
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    old people. All they do is complain and not to mention they dont do anything. There to weak for manual labor to dumb for technollgy. They should all be in homes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ianofsmeg16
    Not all teenagers are thugs
    Away to the camp.

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Another thing that really annoys me is teenagers trying to look good, by agreeing with me, then trying to justify being a teenager. Off to the camps, with the lot of you.

    Bring back National Service.

    To the home with you.
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    Hey, this is a grumpy old men thead...so bugger off, damn whippersnappers.

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Well now that you mention it life has been much nicer these last few days with the parents off on vacation....I say we wait until they're all too old to hold any real power and then cart them all off to the home!

    On topic I really hate the Vermont law that makes new drivers under 18 have to wait 6 months to drive anyone around (okay three for family, but they don't count, the only family near me are my parents so I could drive them with my permit....). It is very inconvenient to not be able to legally drive friends home if they can't get a ride., and I doubt it does anything about drunk driving like it is supposed to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spartan
    aye. me too. the "good christian" kind.
    I'm a good atheist kind

    Anyway, teenage rant is here!

    I hate all those sons and daughters of rich people who get spoiled out of their brains, and always think they're oh-so-important because mummy and daddy said so. Well guess what, you're not. That's right. Welcome the real world. When you're grown up, mummy and daddy won't do everything for you anymore, and you'll be total failure since all you do is waste money and waste time doing jack all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South
    old people. All they do is complain and not to mention they dont do anything. There to weak for manual labor to dumb for technollgy. They should all be in homes
    And further more they're dangerous drivers, braking and turning without warning etc...

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    Those emos are the worst. What's all that about then? Haircut like an accident at the barbers and jeans down around their ankles...

    Any emos at the org?
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    HEY! I'm a good driver, I always use my turn signal, and don't brake without warning...Though I have to admit that my brother probably does both of those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
    HEY! I'm a good driver, I always use my turn signal, and don't brake without warning...Though I have to admit that my brother probably does both of those.
    I don't know if that was directed at me, but if so you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Old People in SFTS's post - which I quoted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    And further more they're dangerous drivers, braking and turning without warning etc...


    Yeah I know what your talking about I've almost got in wrecks because of that crap.
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    I hate people who say hard work leads to success. Luck, backstabbing and knowing the right people leads to success, hard work just makes you tired.

    I hate it when people act like what they're paid is supposed to be a big secret. Throw it in the open, that way people can compare and find the best deal, you're hurting yourself here.

    I hate people who get jealous because someone else happens to make a little more money than they do, and overlook all the problems the other person faces, even with a few € more.

    I hate old people who assume they know everything better because they're old.

    I hate teenager who think they know something/anything better. They never seem to have a clue.

    I hate it when people can't take a offensive remark (said by a friend) not meant to do any harm (like a joke). It's much worse if they're the type to get offensive themselves easily.


    I hate the parents of fat kids.
    Just say no ! You're hurting your own child. I saw a kid, couldn't have been 14, was probably 12, who couldn't walk straight anymore because of his weight. How is he ever supposed to get laid ? Won't someone think of the grand children ?

    I hate it when women love something one day and then hate it the next, then are indifferent the day after that, then claim they never hated it the day after that, then say they don't like, then blame it all on you !

    I hate people who, while driving, pass on the right.

    I hate the fact the old people get paid more just because they've worked longer. Might explain why you're all getting laid off at 50 ?

    I hate how complicated taxes are. The average person cannot understand the system here. They're bound to get screwed over, while the rich person simply pays someone to find the loopholes.

    I hate that I buy expensive gadgets that I don't really need. All men seem to do this, why are we so weak ?

    I hate it when people don't take fuel cost into account when deciding to shop somewhere because it's supposedly cheaper.

    I hate it when people buy stuff from a big chain store when it's sold a hell of a lot cheaper in a neighbourhood store.

    I hate any and all 'music' that is produced by a cell phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    I don't know if that was directed at me, but if so you misunderstood me. I was referring to the Old People in SFTS's post - which I quoted.


    Oh, in that case I'd have to agree. My grandmother is not only crazy, half-blind, and probably in the early stages of alzheimer's, but she also possesses a driver's license and car, and refuses to stop driving and gets offended if people even mention that she should get checked out for alzheimer's so she can keep her memory as long as possible.

    So on topic I hate it when people take a well-meaning suggestion as offensive.
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    Old people are annoying indeed. I used to be a volunteer, pushing weelchair filled with grannies around, I thought they would apreciate it. Well they don't, they all acted as if they payed me to do so, and one of them even filed a complaint because I didn't have time to go to the groceries for her afterwards. I sacrificed my weekends for these should be corpses, and all I got was ***** in return. People should have an age cap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    People who can't take lossing, and whinge about it. Please learn to lose gracefully.

    EVEN worse then brats and poor sports: Trash talkers. god i hate them. they think its funny to be rasict and stupid behind a headset. i mean its fun to trashtalk on games but these people abuse it. and its mostly kids. yes kids. somehow most kids at age 7-8 can recite every swearword without missing a beat. they whine and call you names.

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    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.

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    There's a healthy goth community in Athens. I know because there was alot of goth bands coming over and doing shows back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal99
    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.
    I think the ones with hair over one eye are emo kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal99
    heres another thing i hate: goths

    There have been famous goths like edgar allen poe but now its ridicolous. they wear all black and have their hair over one eye (thats what alot of goths ive seen do) and listen to punk music about suicide. i hate them they dont lighten up.
    agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this goth (whos a girl) in my school keeps writing that includes death! geez!!!!!!!!!!

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    Not to mention that emo's wear ridiculously tight pants.

    Seeing a suicidal guy with make-up, a stupid hair cut and tight pants. Its enough to make one puke.
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    I've got a good one: laws regarding marriage and divorce in the US. In marriage these days, a man essentially becomes a slave to his wife because she holds tremendous power over him. If he does something she doesn't like, she can divorce him. By doing this, she gets control of the kids, the house, half of the accessories, and half of the man's paycheck. He loses his kids, his house, and half of his earnings and is then forced to pay support for his ex-wife and the children for the rest of his life. This would be the same thing as a previous employer paying his fired employee his wage the rest of his life. Absolute BS, I tell you. There isn't a chance in hell I'm getting married (no offense to those that are).

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    What's worse, Cowhead, is that the woman still gets everything even if she simply gets bored of the man and leaves him. It's the same over here in the UK.

    When you order cold drinks in restaurants/bars and they give you a small glass completely full of ice. The ice takes up all the space, leaving no room for the drink, and if you don't drink it quickly enough, the ice melts and everything gets completely watered-down! Only a couple of ice cubes, please. What's worse is that these bars/restaurants seem to think that filling the glass with ice generates more sales or something, because they seem to do it everywhere I go.
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