Good one! By putting more ice in the drink, you get less of the product. It's almost like it's part of a scam to get you to pay more (bigger size drink) for less.Originally Posted by Silver Rusher
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Good one! By putting more ice in the drink, you get less of the product. It's almost like it's part of a scam to get you to pay more (bigger size drink) for less.
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when old people get annoyed by the smallest things, get cranky too much and more.
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Lucky I don't live in the US.I've got a good one: laws regarding marriage and divorce in the US. In marriage these days, a man essentially becomes a slave to his wife because she holds tremendous power over him. If he does something she doesn't like, she can divorce him. By doing this, she gets control of the kids, the house, half of the accessories, and half of the man's paycheck. He loses his kids, his house, and half of his earnings and is then forced to pay support for his ex-wife and the children for the rest of his life. This would be the same thing as a previous employer paying his fired employee his wage the rest of his life. Absolute BS, I tell you.There isn't a chance in hell I'm getting married (no offense to those that are).
EDIT: in view of the recent Hunk Thread for sexual equality, I petition for a Grumpy old Women thread to be created in the Tavern.
Last edited by Avicenna; 07-24-2006 at 10:28.
Student by day, bacon-eating narwhal by night (specifically midnight)
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When damn boars lift up the fences on our farm. Our sheep get out, my neighbors complain and I have to drop what I'm doing and get those damn sheep back in. Ready to sit in a tree and just shoot the damn pigs!
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Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
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These it's not a soda it's a lifestyle type of commercials
And why is EVERY commercial for handheld phonecompanies accompagnied by annoying britpop?
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Reality TV shows. You know the ones. Big Brother, Celebrity Love Island, I'm a celebrity get me out of here! et al. Why oh why would anyone, with more than two brain cells functioning, volunteer to watch this drivel is beyond me.
Talk about dumbing down TV.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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When you call your bud who's having a party and make arrangements to show up after work, but after taking a bus and hoofing it to place, discover that everyone has already left the party. BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
>:-(
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