GAH!

Vanya fell off His mighty horse in the dark and forgot that He had installed "The Clapper" on the moon, so like a fool, He dabbled in the darkness looking for a wee bit of light to guide Him back to his restless beast.

Then Vanya realized that having no head means "vision" is irrelevant.

Vanya just now caught up to His horse... and is confused with all this talk of ERA and Sikandr. What... did Sikandr have an earned-run-average of 3.1 or something? Last Vanya checked, baseball was not even played in the age of Sikandr...

GAH!