Conservative Club XIV

[Divinus Arma]

Liberals and hippies please be kind and stay out. Just start your own club. Thanks.

Yah. It's been done before.

I heretoforth announce The XIV Conservative Club of the Org Backroom.

The purpose of The XIV Conservative Club is to establish a thread where conservatives may discuss the politics within the right-wing conservative realm. Leftist Liberals and bystanders are invited to chime in, gape in awe and wonder, or do any such thing as they see fit. Conservatism may only be advanced through education of one's self. It must be understood to be embraced, and our purpose is to understand the subtle nuances within our political perspective in order to better ourselves. The XIV Conservative Club seeks not to declare our superiority, since that debate has already ended for our members, lest they would not be here. Instead, our mission is to improve upon that which we believe to be best for the future of civilization and society. There are many stripes of conservatism, but which is best for the Western wolrd is something we here seek to discuss.

Before further discussion, please announce your alleigance.

MEMBERS:

The Honorable Mr. Eclectic

The Honorable Mr. Gelatinous Cube, of the Libertarian Bloc

The Honorable Mr. Alexander the Pretty Good

The Honorable Mr. Crazed Rabbit, of the Libertarian Bloc

The Honorable Mr. Strike For The South, of the Texas Alliance Currently confused by the leftist liberal machine. Favors Palestinain terrorists to Israeli Democracy and voted "left" on which side one swings. Of Course, he had never really said "Aye" either. I am sure the leftists shall welcome you. Surely our beloved Texas cannot. You will be missed.

Membership remains open...

MANLAWS:

Thou shalt not mention leftist liberals expect to show their folly to the world yet again.

Leftist Liberalism is to be considered a disease, and conservatism its cure.

The intrusion of leftist liberals is to be expected here. Consider them the colorful decorations; do not engage them directly, lest you disrupt the sanctity of our illustrious club.

Spectators are to be expected as well. Respect their presence, but engage them at peril- they may be a leftist liberal in disguise.

When going to the fridge for beer, you are obligated to bring a beer for everyone else.

When using the restroom, you are obligated to stop by the fridge and bring back a beer for everyone else.

Better yet, just restock the cooler when its your turn.

Don't Die.

No Fat Chicks.


All those who agree to the manlaws of the conservative club say "aye" and ye shall be entered into our rolls as a member. Break your sacred vows and ye shall be expelled, forever branded a leftist liberal in the eyes of the membership of this,

The XIV Conservative Club

Issues Debated and Conclusions Reached

First Procession, First Chapter: Defining Conservatism
In Progress...

Second Procession, First Chapter: Religion in Public Policy
On the Chopping Block...

[discovery1]

Have their really been fourteen conservative clubs? And don't you guys have your own forum? I could have sworn I heard of one....

[Crazed Rabbit]

The fourteenth? I used to have the second bookmarked, but then firefox lost all my bookmarks.

And who's this Eclectic fellow? Is that you, DA?

Have their really been fourteen conservative clubs? And don't you guys have your own forum? I could have sworn I heard of one....

Really? It'd be nice to not defend the basic tenants of capitalism all the time.

Crazed Rabbit

[AntiochusIII]

And who's this Eclectic fellow? Is that you, DA?

Yup. That's DA. He scared the hell out of me when he changed his name in the middle of one of our debates. I was like, "who the hell is this 3000+ posts guy, and why is he responding me like that, as if I've ever talked to this weirdo before! WTF?" for a few seconds.

DA...Eclectic, don't you know that since JAG is back, historical inevitability dictates so that all attempts at creating Konservative Klubs will be assaulted very soon by angry proletarian mobs he represent? Tsk. Tsk.

I assume the Fourteenth is just an indirect implication of support for the Sun King.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Liberals and hippies please be kind and stay out. Just start your own club. Thanks.

Yah. It's been done before.

I heretoforth announce the XIV Conservative Club of the Org Backroom.

Before further discussion, please announce your allegiance.

MEMBERS:

TBD


BYLAWS:

TBD

What opinions do you need to hold to be counted as conservative?

[Tribesman]

What opinions do you need to hold to be counted as conservative?
Basically you need to agree with everything Divinus says , otherwise you are a liberal .
A recent case in point would be a certain very very fundamentalist Christian who was labelled a liberal for having a differing viewpoint .

[rory_20_uk]

Am I a conservative or a liberal? I never know since I get an ear bashing from both sides.

[Strike For The South]

1st bylaw.

Bylaws are now manlaws

[discovery1]

1st bylaw.

Bylaws are now manlaws

Why does that mean?

Strike weren't you kicked out of the members only conservative club for being too liberal?

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Excuse me, but Aenlic pointed out that you have Cheetos here...


*Grabs the bag and runs*

[Redleg]

Ah I am rather amused once again.

[Proletariat]

Threads like this are dumb. If a liberal started something like this and requested non-leftists keep out, the first thing I'd do was spam some Coulter and Limbaugh all over it. E's asking for it, no doubt. JAG's stolen the show here though with his reflexive political thought process, as if he'd unload that crock on any other sort of politically focused e-club back here other than a conservative one.

[Franconicus]

I do not interfere, just want to wish you good luck for your club, Eclectic!

Leftist Liberalism is to be considered a disease ...

This one makes me curious. Wasn't it Mao who considered political views as a disease? Didn't he send opponents into mental homes. Or was it Stalin? Or Hitler? Or all of them?

My memory does not serve. Maybe you can help!

[Divinus Arma]

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Divinus Arma]

TRAGEDY STRIKES THE SOUTH

The Honorable Mr. Strike For The South, of the Texas Alliance Currently confused by the leftist liberal machine. Favors Palestinian terrorists to Israeli Democracy and voted "left" on which side one swings. Of Course, he had never really said "Aye" to entrance either. I am sure the leftists shall welcome you. Surely our beloved Texas cannot. You will be missed.

I heretofore call forth a vote to determine proper action. Shall SFTS be deemed a youthful hippy, corrupted by the influences of Music Television, Marijuana, and Org leftists?

[Strike For The South]

I dont watch the MTV (to much negro jumparound) and dont smoke teh weed. Not to mention Texas is a state of free thinkers. If the org leftsits want a youthful hippy Ill give one of me boys. He did acid this weekend and talked to Hendrix in black & white. Now he is a hippy Last but not least not only am I the smartest nicest and funniest member on this borad I am also the best looking, Yall cant survive without me. Yall all a buch of Cheneys and Im the McCain