Conservative Club XIV

[Divinus Arma]

Liberals and hippies please be kind and stay out. Just start your own club. Thanks.

Yah. It's been done before.

I heretoforth announce The XIV Conservative Club of the Org Backroom.

The purpose of The XIV Conservative Club is to establish a thread where conservatives may discuss the politics within the right-wing conservative realm. Leftist Liberals and bystanders are invited to chime in, gape in awe and wonder, or do any such thing as they see fit. Conservatism may only be advanced through education of one's self. It must be understood to be embraced, and our purpose is to understand the subtle nuances within our political perspective in order to better ourselves. The XIV Conservative Club seeks not to declare our superiority, since that debate has already ended for our members, lest they would not be here. Instead, our mission is to improve upon that which we believe to be best for the future of civilization and society. There are many stripes of conservatism, but which is best for the Western wolrd is something we here seek to discuss.

Before further discussion, please announce your alleigance.

MEMBERS:

The Honorable Mr. Eclectic

The Honorable Mr. Gelatinous Cube, of the Libertarian Bloc

The Honorable Mr. Alexander the Pretty Good

The Honorable Mr. Crazed Rabbit, of the Libertarian Bloc

The Honorable Mr. Strike For The South, of the Texas Alliance Currently confused by the leftist liberal machine. Favors Palestinain terrorists to Israeli Democracy and voted "left" on which side one swings. Of Course, he had never really said "Aye" either. I am sure the leftists shall welcome you. Surely our beloved Texas cannot. You will be missed.

Membership remains open...

MANLAWS:

Thou shalt not mention leftist liberals expect to show their folly to the world yet again.

Leftist Liberalism is to be considered a disease, and conservatism its cure.

The intrusion of leftist liberals is to be expected here. Consider them the colorful decorations; do not engage them directly, lest you disrupt the sanctity of our illustrious club.

Spectators are to be expected as well. Respect their presence, but engage them at peril- they may be a leftist liberal in disguise.

When going to the fridge for beer, you are obligated to bring a beer for everyone else.

When using the restroom, you are obligated to stop by the fridge and bring back a beer for everyone else.

Better yet, just restock the cooler when its your turn.

Don't Die.

No Fat Chicks.


All those who agree to the manlaws of the conservative club say "aye" and ye shall be entered into our rolls as a member. Break your sacred vows and ye shall be expelled, forever branded a leftist liberal in the eyes of the membership of this,

The XIV Conservative Club

Issues Debated and Conclusions Reached

First Procession, First Chapter: Defining Conservatism
In Progress...

Second Procession, First Chapter: Religion in Public Policy
On the Chopping Block...