50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
I'm not an American and have never been to the U.S. my whole life, except if you include me as a three year old kid going to Disneyland in California (is it?) and Planet Hollywood. Well, found an article on the Net about why its so great to be a guy in America.
50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
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Fellow of the Seven Legendary Writers (but got kicked out)
KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
But China outnumbers them 4 to 1... the sleeping dragon will awake soon. Then, there will be no time for "Tater tots."
P.S what is a tater tot?
Cowardice is to run from the fear;
Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
But to hold the line anyway.
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
A Tater Tot is the child of a very dangerous criminal known as Tater Salad. You must be very wary.Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
"Dee dee dee!" - Annoymous (the "differently challenged" and much funnier twin of Anonymous)
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Best reason is baseball, what a great game.
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
Not if you're an Astros fan like me. I generally just call them the DisAstros or the Lastros. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again. (sigh)
"Dee dee dee!" - Annoymous (the "differently challenged" and much funnier twin of Anonymous)
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
I guess I agree with about...5 of those. What's with the food, seriously.
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
The handful that I might even consider... are rather conveniently exported. (Unfortunately, so are the rest)
And I take exception to no. 48.
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It's a small cylindrical shaped food that comes from potatoes.
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Got a good victory today, great pitching...
Got the rocket...
:p
Another good thing about America is The West Wing, what a great show.
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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11. Texas Pete hot sauce.
12. Tater Tots.
The guys must be a fan of Chick -fil-a:
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/
Some of those guys reasons stunk. Deportion!
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Well. I'm going to America in a week or so. I'll take this as a checklist of things to see if they're great or not (except maybe deportation).
If I agree with
41 - 50: Land of the Free.
31 - 40: Land of the alright.
11 - 30: Land of the mediocre.
1 - 10: Land of the pretty damn shit.
0: France.
Cowardice is to run from the fear;
Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
But to hold the line anyway.
Re: 50 Reasons Why It's Good to be an American Man (In No Particular Order)
, nice checklist.
My name is Asinius Commodus, son of the Eagle.
__________________
Fellow of the Seven Legendary Writers (but got kicked out)
KoW: Erm, LLB, Asinus means 'ass' in Latin
LLB: Really? All the better for a story of how an ass became a great leader is alwasy a bestseller.
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They've won two in a row. It must be because I haven't been watching them. If I watch, they lose. If I don't watch, they win. Oooh! Brilliant! Maybe I can convince them to pay me to watch porn!
"Dee dee dee!" - Annoymous (the "differently challenged" and much funnier twin of Anonymous)
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I dunno, there was an episode on last night where they had to elect a Supreme Court judge and it was pretty bad.
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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I was expecting a better list.
Tater Tots are good.
Ore-Ida's are my fav!
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
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I nearly lost all faith in America last night. I thought for a nearly half an hour that all justice was lost from the world and that the President's actions were going to go unpunished.
But then Jack Bauer pulled one out of the bag and managed to get that sonofabitch down in the end. Hurray for freedom! Unfortunately, America is likely to be in a lot of danger for the foreseable future now the Chinese have Jack - let's be honest, he is your only line of defence.
Cowardice is to run from the fear;
Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
But to hold the line anyway.
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