Wimbledon threatens crackdown on cleavage

**littlelostboy** · 07-08-2006, 02:22

Wimbledon threatens crackdown on cleavage

That's why I watch tennis. For the cleavage!

**Ronin** · 07-08-2006, 02:51

Originally Posted by littlelostboy

Wimbledon threatens crackdown on cleavage

That's why I watch tennis. For the cleavage!

well....that and to hear women moaning.....

*uhm....did I just let them know more that I should?*

**Blodrast** · 07-08-2006, 03:13

And the women should wear ankle-length sports pants, yeah!
What's with all this debauchery, eh ? Showing off their underpants or what-not, it's outrageous, I tell you !

**Big_John** · 07-08-2006, 03:21

Originally Posted by Ronin

well....that and to hear women moaning.....

moaning? when i watch women's tennis, all i usually hear are high-pitched screeches aimed, apparently, at canines..

it's annoying.

anyway, the women's final might be interesting. like most people, i dislike henin-hardenne. but i'm not a mauresmo fan. however, after henin-hardenne's shenanigans in the aussie open final against mauresmo, there might be some tension.
(re topic: between the two, there is naught cleavage to be found)

on the men's side, i wonder if federer will get revenge on grass for chronically losing to nadal on clay. nadal is an annoying primadonna-like character, so i'll pull for roger.

**rotorgun** · 07-08-2006, 03:25

Perhaps the showing of too much cleavage has inspired some males to become exhibitionists as recent events have shown, ie. the guy who ran out on the court and dropped his drawers a few days ago.

**Big_John** · 07-08-2006, 03:32

Originally Posted by rotorgun

Perhaps the showing of too much cleavage has inspired some males to become exhibitionists as recent events have shown, ie. the guy who ran out on the court and dropped his drawers a few days ago.

actually, i think streaking is a tradition at wimbledon, but don't quote me on that.

if so, you were simply seeing traditional values.

**littlelostboy** · 07-08-2006, 03:38

Yes, the women gives out high pitch screams. But hey, everytime they say "UGH!", lots of ideas run through your heads, no?

**rotorgun** · 07-08-2006, 03:41

Originally Posted by Big_John

actually, i think streaking is a tradition at wimbledon, but don't quote me on that.

if so, you were simply seeing traditional values.

Would that be the streaking, or the showing of cleavage that is traditional? If it is streaking, than I must protest the lack of equal female participation in the tradition. If the tradition is cleavage showing, than let us keep up appearances, shall we?

Good show...and all that!