I am a World Cup loser. A complete, total, unmitigated shmoo of majestic proportions. I couldn’t pick the winning team if it was a day after the game and the sports section of the newspaper was glued to my forehead.

I apologize for insulting the intelligence of my Frontroom friends who were smart enough to pick the winning team, and I applaud their skillful analysis and gifted sports insight.

Signed:

(Open only to those who bet and lost in the World Cup Betting Thread. You must copy the message above and sign your name below as per Frontroom gentlemen's requirements.)