Eclectic/Divinus Arma's Baby's first photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Divinus Arma]

Funny. I thought of "The Scream" When i first saw the pics too. Like some kinda frickin death ghost. Shes gonna be a badass little goth chick eh?

Gorebag- stay away!

[Aenlic]

Well, congrats!

Daughters are great up until they reach dating age. Then you realize that you know every thought going through her dates' minds. The urge to answer the door with a shotgun will be overwhelming.

[Divinus Arma]

Excuse to buy more guns I say.

[Quietus]

Congratulations, sir.

[edyzmedieval]

Indeed, it's the Scream of the Screaming world of Divinus Arma!!!

Congratulations Divinus Arma/Eclectic. May your baby be strong and healthy.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Congratulations, Eclectic! Must be quite awesome to see your baby's face, to begin to know her as a individual, even though her birth is some way off yet.

How's mom doing? I hope she's reached that wonderful, radiant phase where all the expectation and none of the worry is filling her heart. Soon be time for the real preparations...

[Fragony]

Looks a bit like a Giger painting

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[Byzantine Prince]

Excuse to buy more guns I say.

Just don't explain dating to her. She'll be so inept she'll never say "yes" to anyone.

Congrats by they way.

[Blodrast]

Cool, congratulations Divinus Arma! The baby/foetus looks as good as she/it? can look at -3 months - I wish your wife an easy and care-free remainder of pregnancy, and an even easier delivery !

Good luck with your baby-girl !

[Avicenna]

Congrats!

Excuse to buy more guns I say.

I'm sure ceasar will lend you some

[doc_bean]

Nice looking baby DA.

As for the boys, just teach her to be assertive and to not be intimidated by them. Give her decent sex ed (since US schools apparently won't do it for you) and let her make up her own mind. Girls can be just as horny as boys

Also, buy her a knife for her 14th birthday

[Fragony]

Girls can be just as horny as boys

Indeed. Eclectic, do not buy her a webcam. It's quite impossible to shoot people in the face over the internet, and you will want to.

[Beirut]

Let us guide this conversation away from shooting people and "what horny teenagers do" please. We're looking at baby pictures.

[DemonArchangel]

Well, congrats!

Daughters are great up until they reach dating age. Then you realize that you know every thought going through her dates' minds. The urge to answer the door with a shotgun will be overwhelming.

Dude, it's dads like you that scare the living crap out of horny teens like me.

I just want to have casual sex with your little girl, that's all, and maybe a little beer and weed. You know, harmless modern adolescent stuff.

Oh well, hopefully, this fall, when I'm in college, I can avoid the shotgun toting monster parents....

[Reenk Roink]

Hopefully the doctors said she was healthy and the upcoming delivery is a success...

[Ice]

Dude, it's dads like you that scare the living crap out of horny teens like me.

I just want to have casual sex with your little girl, that's all, and maybe a little beer and weed. You know, harmless modern adolescent stuff.

Oh well, hopefully, this fall, when I'm in college, I can avoid the shotgun toting monster parents....

Spoken like a true college freshman. Btw, where are you going?

[Strike For The South]

Ive always found it easier to butter the parnets up its not that hard and the chances of you getting shot stabbed or cut go down dramaticly. Anyway great pics brotha

[GoreBag]

Funny. I thought of "The Scream" When i first saw the pics too. Like some kinda frickin death ghost. Shes gonna be a badass little goth chick eh?

Gorebag- stay away!

Dammit.

[Lemur]

Good-looking fetus you got there, Eclectic. Keep up the good work, which during pregnancy means saying "Yes, dear," quite a lot, and making midnight runs to the supermarket to get the wife whatever she's craving.

[IrishArmenian]

Good-looking fetus you got there, Eclectic.

I couldn't have said it any better. May your daughter be one of the few in this dark age to keep her honour. And may her boy friends be an incredibly conservative religious ones so they wil not think of touching her. How muhc did these pictures cost? I know it sounds tacky, but I might check on the little IrishArmenian if I can.

[stalin]

I hope they touch her good otherwise she'll think there is something wrong with her

[IrishArmenian]

I hope they touch her good otherwise she'll think there is something wrong with her

Look at it from a father's point of view. And Eclectic is a military man, so they should be really scared.

[Divinus Arma]

These photos are at six months old. She is very healthy, no complications (My wife was as a sick as could be, sadly).
The cost as this particular merchant was $120 and included several photos, a photo CD, as well as a DVD. The DVD is live motion. We got to see her moving around, yawning, etc.

And I WILL destroy any little boy that so much as looks at her wrong. I wont kill 'em, but a good mauling is certainly justified. Now if they cause some type of harm to my little one... that's different. I have ways of making it appear self-inflicted.

*sigh* I wish it was 70 years ago. I was born in the wrong era. I shoulda been born in the 1900s. Damn kids these days.