Quote Originally Posted by Aenlic
Well, congrats!

Daughters are great up until they reach dating age. Then you realize that you know every thought going through her dates' minds. The urge to answer the door with a shotgun will be overwhelming.
Dude, it's dads like you that scare the living crap out of horny teens like me.

I just want to have casual sex with your little girl, that's all, and maybe a little beer and weed. You know, harmless modern adolescent stuff.

Oh well, hopefully, this fall, when I'm in college, I can avoid the shotgun toting monster parents....