How did Ghengis keep his empire together...?

**macsen rufus** · 07-12-2006, 12:57

The BBC have given us an insight into Ghengisid communications:

**Fragony** · 07-12-2006, 13:02

HA and then these silly historians say the huns were primitive raiders, shows what they know. Something to think about, they never found cable in hun tombs, to me this is clear evidence that they had wireless internet as well.

**Rodion Romanovich** · 07-12-2006, 13:41

Originally Posted by Fragony

HA and then these silly historians say the huns were primitive raiders, shows what they know. Something to think about, they never found cable in hun tombs, to me this is clear evidence that they had wireless internet as well.

Actually, I don't think 20th century man has ever put cables in our tombs either...

**Silver Rusher** · 07-12-2006, 18:52

Yep, those BBC folks really can kick you right in the balls with their dummed-down nonsense sometimes. I was watching a program about Barbarians a couple of weeks ago where they collectively termed all gothic peoples as "germans".

**edyzmedieval** · 07-15-2006, 14:57

Genghis: Subudai, you there?
Subudai: Yes, master!
Genghis: Hey, check the 4G technology released in Japan. We need to invade it.
Subudai: Yes sir! I shall prepare the ships right now.
Genghis: Don't forget the new Mongolia M1000 with a 10 megapixel camera, so the world will see our military power.

**IrishArmenian** · 07-16-2006, 05:56

I wouldn't have used phones. I would have bribed my toughest enemies and showered those loyal to me with many prostitutes. Just like I'll be doing with my princesses in Medeival Total War: 2. (Women, please take no offense, this is sarcasm. Very hard to be sarcastic when writing)

**Bar Kochba** · 07-16-2006, 20:45

WOMEN!!! WHERE SHOW ME

**Stormcrow** · 07-17-2006, 20:30

Originally Posted by macsen rufus

Gah! Look! I've got the latest X-rated video from the Khan's harem!
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"Something I found near those crop circles... not good enough though ,I'll bring it to the smith to sharpen it!"