Collateral Masturbation?

**Masy** · 07-18-2006, 20:57

I can only assume it would be touching something (say, a doorknob or the button in an elevator) after a man touched his dangly parts and then proceeded to touch said object without cleaning his hands.

Yeah, I can see the reasoning behind the statement. Coins, for instance: how many sets of hands have they passed through since they were minted? I've caught myself on a number of occasions putting a pound coin on my lips absent mindedly... it's probably not best to think about eh?

**Banquo's Ghost** · 07-18-2006, 21:17

Originally Posted by Masy

Yeah, I can see the reasoning behind the statement. Coins, for instance: how many sets of hands have they passed through since they were minted? I've caught myself on a number of occasions putting a pound coin on my lips absent mindedly... it's probably not best to think about eh?

I shouldn't worry. When approximately 80% of household dust is made up of dead people* a few dirty coins pales into insignificance.

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**Masy** · 07-18-2006, 21:25

Argh! Fecal pellets! I'm getting itchy all over...

**Blodrast** · 07-18-2006, 22:43

cool stuff, always good to know

Now, if I'm counted in those statistics, considering I rarely shake hands with anybody, that must mean that most of the people I do meet and shake hands with are a bunch of jerk-offs!