it wouldn't be a nation. It would be a wild tribe that worships Hendrix and the Lizard-King. Basically, a giant hippie-commune.
Only we would all be horse archers as well.
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it wouldn't be a nation. It would be a wild tribe that worships Hendrix and the Lizard-King. Basically, a giant hippie-commune.
Only we would all be horse archers as well.
Re: Your own nation
I think the combination of archers and drug-induced visions might not be good...
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Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Where Conqueror rules, all people live in perfect harmony under the vigilant guidance of His Dread Majesty.
Where Conqueror rules, every day is a sunny day, streets are paved with gold, food tastes better, and all women are beautiful.
Where Conqueror rules, knights must always say "NI!"
Where Conqueror rules, football is played with jetpacks and grenade launchers.
Where Conqueror rules, hamsters are forbidden to dance.
To ensure that all humanly beings should fall subject to His Dread Majesty, the whole world must be conquered. This will be accomplished by the unstoppable army of Screeching Naked Amazons, sired by the Great Leader in his infinite wisdom and likewise infinite manly stamina. The ultimate tyranny of Conqueror is invetable. Resistance is futile.
RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.
Re: Your own nation
Inebriated horse archers?Originally Posted by Zorba
Anyway... a China clone that isn't Communist sounds just about right.
Last edited by Avicenna; 07-27-2006 at 06:45.
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