American busted doping in Tour De Wussie...

**Devastatin Dave** · 07-29-2006, 15:45

Originally Posted by Zorba

Do you harbor a secret love of European men? Come on, you can talk about it... you're amongst friends.

Its the BO. Hygienically-challenged unbathed Euros simply make me all hot.

**macsen rufus** · 07-29-2006, 17:15

All Europeans are psychologically ill.

We must be -- we sent people across one of the world's most inhospitable seas just to set up America. Nuts, total fruitbats, must be ......

I reckon with regard to sports, why not just have two sections: Open and Restricted? In the open section do any damn thing you like to enhance performance, in the restricted -- well, unnatural enhancements are restricted, and it'll all be down to training and talent alone. Guess that won't stop ALL cheating, but severe penalties could be applied....

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 07-29-2006, 17:37

Originally Posted by macsen rufus

We must be -- we sent people across one of the world's most inhospitable seas just to set up America. Nuts, total fruitbats, must be ......

I reckon with regard to sports, why not just have two sections: Open and Restricted? In the open section do any damn thing you like to enhance performance, in the restricted -- well, unnatural enhancements are restricted, and it'll all be down to training and talent alone. Guess that won't stop ALL cheating, but severe penalties could be applied....

Why would anyone compete in the "open" section?

**Spetulhu** · 07-30-2006, 05:18

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

Its the BO. Hygienically-challenged unbathed Euros simply make me all hot.

We're enlightened, we know people don't die from a little dirt. And a Russian Shower saves time when you're running late.

**Goalie** · 07-30-2006, 06:22

Ahh, sterotypes, fun. Yea the US has kicked @$$ up there for the last decade or so. We send a guy with cancer to win it 7 times and then a guy whose hip is barely functional,(Not to take anything away from them or what they did, just looking at it sterotypically) that must make them feel pretty bad.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 08-05-2006, 23:21

Looks like it's game over for Landis: Landis returns positive B sample.

Let's see, in recent years teh Americans have send: a guy with cancer, a guy whose one leg is an inch shorter than his other, a guy who can only cycle with one leg, and a guy whose hip doesn't function and who'll get a hip replacement operation shortly after the Tour.

I'm sure they all make for brilliant marketing stories back home. But they are as credible as those chest-haired, record-breaking former East German female athletes.

I wonder what kind of Ubersportsman they will send next year. Hulk Hogan? The amazing legless cycling wonder? Strike's 96-year old granny?

**orangat** · 08-05-2006, 23:57

The article is a little inaccurate. Landis didn't test positive for high testosterone. He tested positive for exceeding an arbitrary threshold set for the epitest-test ratio.

Anti-doping labs should test or develop a test for the synthetic isotopes instead of relying on some arbitrary measure.

**Ronin** · 08-06-2006, 00:18

Originally Posted by orangat

The article is a little inaccurate. Landis didn't test positive for high testosterone. He tested positive for exceeding an arbitrary threshold set for the epitest-test ratio.

Anti-doping labs should test or develop a test for the synthetic isotopes instead of relying on some arbitrary measure.

when this issue broke out last week i heard on the tv news that such a test does in fact exist....not sure if this is correct tough

**orangat** · 08-06-2006, 04:36

Originally Posted by Ronin

when this issue broke out last week i heard on the tv news that such a test does in fact exist....not sure if this is correct tough

Well in that case top athletes will probably start using natural testosterone if they aren't already.

**Navaros** · 08-06-2006, 04:29

Originally Posted by orangat

Anti-doping labs should test or develop a test for the synthetic isotopes instead of relying on some arbitrary measure.

I read something to the effect that they did find synthetic testosterone that would have had to have been ingested in that doping cheater.

He's a doping cheater. That's reality. No doubt about it.

**Strike For The South** · 08-10-2006, 18:28

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Looks like it's game over for Landis: Landis returns positive B sample.

Let's see, in recent years teh Americans have send: a guy with cancer, a guy whose one leg is an inch shorter than his other, a guy who can only cycle with one leg, and a guy whose hip doesn't function and who'll get a hip replacement operation shortly after the Tour.

I'm sure they all make for brilliant marketing stories back home. But they are as credible as those chest-haired, record-breaking former East German female athletes.

I wonder what kind of Ubersportsman they will send next year. Hulk Hogan? The amazing legless cycling wonder? Strike's 96-year old granny?

shes 99 and she still drives. It would be funny but its true.