Funny story from a friend...

**Devastatin Dave** · 07-27-2006, 17:30

I have a friend that emailed me this. I don't know if it was him who did this, but its funny anyway and thought I'd share it..

"I have a Labrador retriever.

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to
check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it
again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
car hit me.

I thought that guy was going to split his sides laughing as he
staggered to the door."