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    Tuesday is Yorkshire Day, when men and women from across this historic county gather to celebrate their... well, Yorkshireness - leaving outsiders baffled about why they have such a high opinion of themselves.

    Brass bands, flat caps, whippet racing, wrinkled stockings, beef dripping with bread, pie and peas.

    The above are just a few of the umpteen cliches associated with "God's own county".
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5234444.stm

    Although born in Lancashire (the real numero uno county ) I've lived and worked in Yorks. for 26 years. Anyway, have a happy Yorkshire day to all the Tykes on the Org.

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Any excuse for a good party is good enough for me.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
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    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    wooooo I'll be damn sure to celebrate the county where I spent the first 4 weeks of my life!
    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
    The dream is gone.
    I have become comfortably numb...

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    I'm guessing the cost of the celebrations will run into the tens of pounds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeknight
    I'm guessing the cost of the celebrations will run into the tens of pounds...
    Spendthrift. Money doesn't grow on trees tha knows. A good pudding and a16 hour shift down t'mine were party enough for tha granddad and its party enough for thee...
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    Thank god we moved and I was spared the "honour" of being raised a Yorkshireman.
    When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike, and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondsmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bound, and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage, and recover liberty. - John Ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeknight
    I'm guessing the cost of the celebrations will run into the tens of pounds...
    Ow mutch? *rattles change in trouser pockets*
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Spendthrift. Money doesn't grow on trees tha knows. A good pudding and a16 hour shift down t'mine were party enough for tha granddad and its party enough for thee...
    Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

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    In celebration. Happy Yorkshire Day!
    "If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
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    So that's a 29 hour workday now? I tell you, I had no idea the undead worked so hard.


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladimir
    So that's a 29 hour workday now? I tell you, I had no idea the undead worked so hard.
    29 hours a day? Luxury. When I were a lad....

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    I've spent over half my life living in Yorkshire, but i'm currently here near St Helens. Shame really.

    To get here though we had to wake up 5 hours before we went to sleep, then go down the mines working a 16 hour shift to get enuff coal for the steam buggy to run. Then we 'ad t' go o'er the pennines, through Manchester. Then once we get here we 'ad to jump in a freezing lake to wipe off all the coal dust.
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